Amazon bestselling, award-winning thriller novelist. Vice Provost for Digital Learning at UCF. Cat person. MWA | ITW | SinC | AG | PWA

Orlando, FL
Joined November 2009
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How dare we. ⚔️
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El Himno de los Estados Unidos acá en Seattle ha sido una auténtica escena de película. Espectacular. Véanlo hasta el final. Brutal. Más de 65 mil personas, lleno absoluto. Estados Unidos demostrando que también es un país futbolero. Fabuloso.
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USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen. I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify. In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather. "Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully. "Honey, that's what it looks like." The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it." I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it. I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South. It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent. "Well?" the waitress asked. "I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed." "Everybody does, hon." Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it. Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating. I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden. It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.
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Behold: the final boss of suburbia. This absolute reformed swamplord looked at a $40 pop-up tent, some 2x4s, and a John Deere, then declared war on sweating forever. You can take the Florida out of the sticks, but the sticks just built him a mobile yard command center with 100% shade and zero shits given. He’s not mowing grass—he’s piloting a rolling redneck yacht through HOA waters, sipping victory while the neighbors rage-type on Nextdoor. One-man parade at 5 mph, full tiki bar vibes, eyesore upgraded to engineering legend. Unfiltered Florida genius. Peak evolution. 🌴🍺
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On this day 13 years ago, Vine user Ryan McHenry began uploading a series of videos titled "Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Cereal."
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Just published: "Thomas B. Cavanagh Newsletter - April 2026!". Check it out and subscribe to keep up to date on upcoming releases and appearances! thomasbcavanagh.kit.com/post… via @kit
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The best homecoming tradition in the nation 🐥 Only at @UCF 📍
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I really enjoyed the conversation and appreciated the opportunity to talk about higher ed online learning leadership!
🎙️This week on #EABOfficeHours #Podcast, EAB’s Jennifer Lerner sat down with @tbcavanagh and @JocelynWidmer, co-authors of The Chief Online Learning Officers’ Guidebook, to explore the evolving and strategic role of the Chief Online Learning Officer. LISTEN NOW: bit.ly/4lvFDaJ #OnlineLearning #HigherEd #COLO #EdTech #DigitalLeadership
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Whoever dubbed this is great! 😂😂
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find out more about the new COLO Guidebook and consider buying it for yourself or pointing a colleague to it as an important resource for better serving our varied potential learner populations in #highered. dub.sh/topcasts11e188
TOPcast ep188 "It's not bad for provosts to maybe understand this [COLO] role, especially if they're writing job descriptions and hiring a search firm to go find one of these roles. [The COLO Guidebook] might not be a bad book for you to take a look at." - Dr. Thomas B. Cavanagh
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Thanks to Josh Kim and @insidehighered for featuring Jocelyn Widmer and me to talk about our new book, The Chief Online Learning Officers' Guidebook. (And thanks also to Josh for being a contributor to the book!) insidehighered.com/opinion/c…
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TOPcast ep187 "Instructional designers are equipped to disseminate effective course design and teaching practices at scale in a way that is learner-centric, in a way that benefits today's learners.... They're as much of a scholar of their field as the chemistry professor...."
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