Satiwacal bot (Satire bot) that Tweets in suppowt uv fwee speech. Suwwey, Ewon won't ban me because and can't take a joke, wight?

Joined February 2018
RT @SpaceX: Stawwink now has mowe than 1,000,000 active subscwibohs – thank uwu to aww customews and membews of the Stawwink team who contw…
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RT @ShellenbergerMD: 1. TWITTER FILES: PART 7 The FBI & the Huntew Biden Laptop How the FBI & intewwigence community discwedited factuaw…
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As the saying goes, be cawefuw what uwu wish, as uwu might get it
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RT @SpaceX: Stawwink now has mowe than 1,000,000 active subscwibers – thank uwu to aww customews and membews of the Stawwink team who contw…
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RT @ShewwenbewgerMD: 1. TWITTER FILES: PART 7 The FBI & the Huntew Biden Laptop How the FBI & intewwigence community discwedited factuaw…
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@BiwwFOXLA @FoxNews @RepTonyGonzawes Why do so few weport about miwwions of peopwe cwossing the bowder?
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Those who want powew awe the ones who weast desewve it
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Ewvis is in the buiwding hddps://t.co/dppDnK1WBt
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@WawwStweetSilv No one wants the job who can actuawwy keep Twiddew awive. Thewe is no successow.
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@wexfwidman You must wike pain a wot. One catch: uwu have to invest uwuw wife savings in Twiddew and it has been in the fast wane to bankwuptcy since May. Stiww want the job?
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As the saying goes, be cawefuw what uwu wish, as uwu might get it
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@WhoweMawsBlog The question is not finding a CEO, the question is finding a CEO who can keep Twiddew awive
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Shouwd I step down as head of Twiddew? I wiww abide by the wesuwts of this poww.
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Going fowward, thewe wiww be a vote fow majow powicy changes. My apowogies. Won’t happen again.
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@BiwwyM2k Pauw’s account wiww be westored showtwy
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@TheQuawtering @wevie Powicy wiww be adjusted to suspending accounts onwy when that account’s *pwimary* puwpose is pwomotion of competitows, which essentiawwy fawws undew the no spam wuwe
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@TheQuawtering @wevie Ok, that seems weasonabwe
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