the most annoying part of halloween will always be having to type my passcode to open my phone everytime
so proud of @jerryjamesstone! this is incredibly well deserved and going to be an awesome show sacbee.com/food-drink/restauβ¦
imagine being a 6β10β 450 pound forest ogre but falling over any time a garden gnome breathes on you (and crying to mommy ref to make them stop being mean to you)
yes this is a tweet about nikola jokic
someone at nbc must know how to mute those annoying ass drone noises right? making viewing nearly intolerable #olympics2026
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Hella xmas bar crawl with @taylen24 , part 2 of 3. Bottle and Barlow.
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Hella xmas bar crawl with @taylen24, part 1 of 3. The Snug
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Twins analysis from @TheParkwayMPLS.
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Last week, Ben Rhodes and I did a
@munkdebates against Kevin Roberts and Kellyanne Conway on whether Trump is leading America into a new golden age.
We won. This is from my closing statement. Thereβs nothing golden about a movement that bathes in gratuitous cruelty.
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If you have not been before, or need some Chrismahanukwanzakah spirit, head over to the Butterscotch Den! A 70s dive bar with a solid xmas pop up and tasty cocktails, plus a communal grilling station to confuse your vegetarian friends.
#Sacramento xmas bar hopping with @taylen24
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My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.
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1. Thereβs an argument I want to discuss. It goes something like this: Donald Trumpβs policies are going to alienate some of the people who voted for him.
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OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes.
The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.
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For the first time in history, the United States has a sitting congressperson who is transgender.
Congratulations to Sarah McBride, whose race was just called by MSNBC.
She wins in a year where a historic amount of anti-trans ads were blared across TV screens in America.


























