Moontower #19. Breaking Hearts and Marks since 2002. Love Ultimate, KC/KU Sports, and This Old House. I work at The University of Texas

Austin, TX
Joined September 2007
How many times can you vote each election cycle?
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Good news. Just accepted a new position as Director of Administration in the Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering at UT. It’s a huge job with huge shoes to fill. Shoutout to @prmallon. This job will also be a ton of fun. Let’s go!
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It’s Dawson’s Creek
I love how millennials recharge by just shutting down completely and putting on their obscure comfort show that went off the air 20 years ago
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Dudus in the news again
😳 We now know what allegedly caused Diddy’s head injury in prison — a fight with a Jamaican drug lord after the disgraced music mogul got all the inmates in trouble.
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“Raise Dale. Praise Hell. Zombie Earnhardt!” is okay to say though.
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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I caught this about a month ago @2024dion. I think the infrastructure of the hike and bike trail does a great job of framing downtown in a flattering way…and that’s likely why I’m so fond of it.
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The new wishbone bridge the city installed at the far east end of the trail is really neat, if you have not seen it yet. There is a bunch of maddening things about Austin car transportation, but the bike infrastructure is sneaky useful and built out.
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Bake their ass
I’ve never even been to Ohio 😂
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Diabolical. I wish LK would have run for president.
I care deeply about all of my constituents, even those running for office two states away. My message to Kansan Zach Lahn:
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My first CD burner was incredibly finicky. It would burn half a cd and then stop, yielding the whole CD useless. I remember ruining an entire pack of CD’s trying to burn a mix cd for a girl who had absolutely no interest in me during freshman year of high school
First rule about CD Burning: don't talk about CD Burning.
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I ain’t saying I have adhd but I let a 10 dollar ez pass violation turn into a 70 dollar late fee while thinking about it every single day
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Caitlin Clark went for 38 points, 12 Assists, and 6 rebounds that night in a thrilling 93-85 win over Maryland. A fun game to attend!
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Unfortunately it will never be choreographed jacket season in Austin
Wake up babe it’s, officially, chore jacket season
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President Trump Explains Trade Deficits: “If we buy 2 billion dollars worth of Bananas from Brazil, we’re actually losing 2 billion dollars. So if we stop eating bananas, we actually save 2 billion dollars”. It’s just simple Economics.
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The state of Louisiana Purchase looking really interesting in this map.
So first we make gas hit $6, maybe $7/gal here, here, here, here, and here. Then
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LAURA INGRAHAM on the $5k dividends: "Why not just give the money now? If you have the money, why not give it now?" TRUMP: "Because they can't — I'll tell you what — because the Democrats can't do it. Because with them it's negative growth. With us, it's so positive."
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[seeking investors]: so we've invented a machine that dilutes all of human creative endeavour, so that, someday soon, nothing will have the capacity to provoke wonder; that we hope will render every task futile and joyless; and the good news is, we also expect it to kill us all
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Cataleya deserves a great public school in her own neighborhood. Every Texas kid does. That’s why I’m running for governor, to save Texas schools.
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23 years ago, I made the most difficult decision of my life. It’s how I learned my own strength, and now I fight for every Texas family.
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So when is she going to help those down ballot candidates?
COATES: Will you campaign with Talarico? CROCKETT: I will be campaigning down ballot COATES: Why? CROCKETT:
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