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South Africa
Joined April 2009
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People from overseas will watch this overseas and think What the fuck is penis cream?
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Hello friendly PSA to tell you all @WOOLWORTHS_SA dash is far inferior to @CheckersSA always late with no communication. Reverting back to Checkers for sure!
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You know Elf on the Shelf, but do you know
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oh Cape Town.
I'm watching policemen on horses telling people on the promenade to put their masks on and SOMEONE ON A BICYCLE MADE A BREAK FOR IT AND THE HORSE POLICE CHASED HIM AND GOT HIM and made him put a mask on Give these horses a Netflix deal immediately
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Omg again.
Replying to @HomeAffairsSA
@HomeAffairsSA I am desperately trying to book my passport application online and it has timed me out EVERY SINGLE time for the past hour. This is ridiculous.
I would like to know who at the White House watched this and said “yes, that’s great, he caught the virus to lead, this is a winning message, post it.”
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Tash King retweeted
My Kreepy Krauly Teacher 😂
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Beyoncé really invented quarantine and tiktok xitter.cf/beyclassic/status/1307…
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Good. Save it for December when the White Walkers come for us in the 2020 season finale
Crystal dagger uncovered in Spain, dating to around 3.000 BC.
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YOU magazine’s social media person is absolutely over it
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cyril for the last two weeks: [chats to experts, gets information and advice from china, studies graphs, looks at numbers, has people in his ear every single day discussing what's best for SA] lockdown is extended matthew from twitter who listened to a podcast: wrong decision
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My dudes. My friends. I know jogging is important. But in the lockdown may I suggest: 1. Star jumps 2. Skipping 3. Shadow boxing 4. Doing some reading to inform yourself of the gravity of this situation and the fact that the cost of millions of lives are at stake. 5. Planking
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So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed. Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers. It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff. #COVID19
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“I hope this email finds you lying in the middle of a sunny field using a sheep for a pillow, eating a tray full of cheeses and apples whilst reading a book and falling asleep to the merry, tinkling laugh of your lover”
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adult books: • sad middle-aged professors having affairs kids’ books: • girls with no heads • moms with black button eyes • witches who turn kids into mice so that their parents will kill them
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Amazing. First #1 happens, then #2.
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Tash King retweeted
entrepreneurship / freelancing is so wildly glorified, now more than ever with social media in reality it’s just crippling amounts of imposter syndrome, never knowing what the fuck you’re doing, an endless series of burnout and wild spurts of creativity / ambition twice a month
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Hi @Curves I’m trying to get some info about your memberships but the lady I am dealing with isn’t very forthcoming with any info - who can help me?
One of my rememberings: When I’m at a table with people who have more privilege than I do, Speak Up. When I’m at a table with people who have less privilege than I do, Listen Up.
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Hi @MTNzaService @MTNza is there a competition scam currently going around? Do you have any more details? Thanks
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