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South Africa
Joined April 2009
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Tash King retweeted
People from overseas will watch this overseas and think What the fuck is penis cream?
Hello friendly PSA to tell you all @WOOLWORTHS_SA dash is far inferior to @CheckersSA always late with no communication. Reverting back to Checkers for sure!
Omg again.
Replying to @HomeAffairsSA
@HomeAffairsSA I am desperately trying to book my passport application online and it has timed me out EVERY SINGLE time for the past hour. This is ridiculous.
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I would like to know who at the White House watched this and said “yes, that’s great, he caught the virus to lead, this is a winning message, post it.”
Tash King retweeted
Beyoncé really invented quarantine and tiktok xitter.cf/beyclassic/status/1307…
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cyril for the last two weeks: [chats to experts, gets information and advice from china, studies graphs, looks at numbers, has people in his ear every single day discussing what's best for SA] lockdown is extended
matthew from twitter who listened to a podcast: wrong decision
Tash King retweeted
My dudes. My friends. I know jogging is important. But in the lockdown may I suggest:
1. Star jumps
2. Skipping
3. Shadow boxing
4. Doing some reading to inform yourself of the gravity of this situation and the fact that the cost of millions of lives are at stake.
5. Planking
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So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed.
Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers.
It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff.
#COVID19
Tash King retweeted
“I hope this email finds you lying in the middle of a sunny field using a sheep for a pillow, eating a tray full of cheeses and apples whilst reading a book and falling asleep to the merry, tinkling laugh of your lover”
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adult books:
• sad middle-aged professors having affairs
kids’ books:
• girls with no heads
• moms with black button eyes
• witches who turn kids into mice so that their parents will kill them
Tash King retweeted
entrepreneurship / freelancing is so wildly glorified, now more than ever with social media
in reality it’s just crippling amounts of imposter syndrome, never knowing what the fuck you’re doing, an endless series of burnout and wild spurts of creativity / ambition twice a month
Hi @Curves I’m trying to get some info about your memberships but the lady I am dealing with isn’t very forthcoming with any info - who can help me?
Tash King retweeted
One of my rememberings: When I’m at a table with people who have more privilege than I do, Speak Up. When I’m at a table with people who have less privilege than I do, Listen Up.
Hi @MTNzaService @MTNza is there a competition scam currently going around? Do you have any more details? Thanks



























