Croissant Savage

I don’t understand how i’m not twitter famous with hot content like this

Somebody referred to the Doritos locos taco, one of God’s most beautiful creations, as “fucking disgusting” and I’ve about had it with this fucking species.

I have been personally victimized by @Costco labeling. I bought 4 packs of this thinking it was pumpkin chai and it is in fact not chai only pumpkin. Sharing only for awareness and praying no one else suffers the same fate

Yeah TGIF Thank God I’m Killing myself tonight

Does anyone else’s boyfriend’s wiener so big that it chases his leg?

Hot take: waffle fries are stupod

Hoping for lymphoma is a wild feeling

I’m not homophobic but I do think most gay people shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet…..

I hate to break it to all the f*gs on here, but just “being hot” is not content.

Sudden Poop Explosion Disease

Honestly I’m not a Mariah fan at all but @RoxxxyAndrews can make it happen 💅🏻 💕

September 11th. The day after Charlie Kirk was shot and killed and president trump gave it more acknowledgement than any school shooting or mass gun murder. Never forget.

Get your derrière to Larry Air

Jesus Christ this platform is such a radioactive abortion of human shit

The Sega Dreamcast is my Roman Empire.

#maga #trump #president

You can’t spell Jimmy Carter without my car.

Imagine being easily offended but also having a mullet @acaciaforgot

*#HormonaLisa saying literally anything* Me: “god she’s annoying I wish she’d shut up” *she punctuates whatever she just said with that laugh* Me: “omfg she’s so fuckin funny I love her”