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Standup/Writer guy - Buy my books! https://xitter.cf/t.co/ixYgww2bFG

Joined March 2009
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A book I wrote for my mom who passed from ovarian cancer last year. Please check out! #fuckcancer amazon.com/Promise-Tarun-She…
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Kim Jong and Putin are planning to meet to finalize details on their soon to be announced fast-food chain restaurant - "AUTOCRATIC PIZZA HOUSE"
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A truck driver survived five days in his truck in the bottom of a 100-foot ravine. Worst. Parking. Job. Ever.
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Getting a standing ovation at the Venice film festival isn't a big deal. Last year, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got a standing ovation.
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I think Denzel Washington and Liam Neeson should team up in a buddy cop movie. #equalizer #Taken
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Just announced "Burning Man" will next year be called, "Burning He/She/They"
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 🎟️🎟️🎟️ available Friday at 10am!
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The good news about standup comedy is there is no union protection. Everybody has accepted to be underpaid, mistreated and miserable. Take that AI!
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I’d see the new Mission Impossible but the Barbie movie is a once in a lifetime event.
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Maybe Wembanyama’s bodyguard slapped Britney Spears because he saw her IG.
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Drake was hit by a cellphone on stage. But have we considered that the call was for him?
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LadyBoy Bands were popular in Bangkok in the mid 90’s.
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I like when they add color to historical footage. My favorite one is Jurassic Park.
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My favorite part in Indiana Jones 5 is when 80 yr old Indy accidentally runs over a Nazi with his golf cart and then gets out and complains for two hours.
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I need gambling loan relief.
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Thanks to today's Supreme Court ruling, kid's today will never understand the plot of Soul Man.
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I'm sure Zuckerberg vs Musk will be incentivized by UFC's $50,000 fight of the night bonus.
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We must come together fellow SAG Actors, but no way I'm sharing my callback sides at 201 South La Brea.
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Can someone help me get my screenplay "Dances with Divorce Attorneys" to Kevin Costner?
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