Tars Joris (@tarsjoris) profile picture
Joined September 2013
Switching deodorants and smelling it yourself because you’re not used to it yet 💯
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Flitspalen voor te lage snelheid. Slecht idee uiteraard, maar het “flitste” toch even door mijn hoofd.
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Vanwaar het verschil? Batterijcapaciteit verhoogt met een derde, maar rijbereik verhoogt met meer dan de helft? vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2024/09/19/…
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damn. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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It’s time to stop the experiment of letting humans drive cars. The casualty rate is too high. It’s clear this is too dangerous and we can’t give this much responsibility to humans.
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Komaan VRT, wat doet dat woord “elektronisch” daar nu in de titel?
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Whenever I hear construction noises outside. My mind:
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GarageBand had multi-track support and even a mix-down audio export 🤯
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Virtual instruments on Android had a lag, while GarageBand is real-time.
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“Why would you think I used the saw?”
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Microsoft, please implement a feature in Outlook where the sender of a mail can block reply-to-all. That’ll prevent a lot of lost time and embarrassment.
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Apparently, this is already supported. Now convincing the colleagues to use it. support.microsoft.com/en-us/…
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Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂
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Today, someone purchased one song from one of my recordings on @Bandcamp for $1. Had he/she streamed it, I would’ve gotten just .02 cents for it. I’m extremely thankful for those that continue to purchase the music. 🙏🏾 jaleelshaw.bandcamp.com
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Schrödinger's cat meme
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News items with a question in the title are bait and plant ideas without them needing to be true. “Are questions in news items a disgusting technique for generating clicks?”
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Life as a musician: “We expect 500 people to come see the show.” Arrive at the venue and there’s nobody. “We don’t understand, last week the place was packed.” or “Everyone went to a party in the next town.” or “It’s too hot.” or “It’s too cold.”
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Yet sometimes, you expect nothing and you end up on the biggest stage, with the best PA, and the biggest crowd.
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