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this time I'm gonna keep repeating until everyone I know stops using this app. the twitter we have in our hearts is dead and gone.
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According to our friends at the Elias Sports Bureau, Max Fried could become the first player ever to lose an elimination playoff game and miss the birth of his first born child on the same night.
there is something deeply diseased in the brains of these tech bros. we need to shut silicon valley down until we can figure it out
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jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth.
george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers.
kramer subplot:
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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Unfortunately nothing will change until we start shooting these men like rabid animals and I’m so serious
