actress, comedian, writer
Melbourne
Joined March 2009
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Pandemonium Carlisle St power outage. No coffee. Addicts attacking cafes, clubbing waitresses. It's awful.
Thinking of changing my twitter name
@therealtanialacy. Seems very celeb at the mo. Maybe should out-celeb them with @theunrealtanialacy.
Just back from Sovereign Hill with 2 x 6yo boys. It's a living museum of ye olde worlde mininge towne. Exhaustede.
Been slack on the twitter front. I promise I WILL write something witty everyday starting now! Um... hear there's been a bit of rain about.
Decided to shave my legs for this beautiful sunny day. Blunted the razor. Ended up using hedge trimmer and did the garden at the same time.
From my mum - there's all kinds of beauty - pretty, beautiful and attractive. You're not beautiful or pretty but fairly attractive. Er...ok.
What's the bet Posh's baby was born at half past seven and Posh in drugged state said 'let's call 'er harp past seven!' Harper Seven it is.
Two women ordering at coffee shop today - '2 passionfruit pies, 2 caramel slices and 2 skinny latte thanks'.
Just me or does anyone else laugh when opening milk cartons? The instructions 'push flaps open right back' gets me every time.
Went to Childrens' Farm Winter Solstice bonfire. Like Glastonbury without the drugs and music. In fact, only thing in common - the mud.
Just got my Mac back from repairs. They replaced the mother-board. Realised you can't live without your mother-board.
My 5yo to grandfather who was eating Parson's nose off the roast chicken - 'Ew, you're eating its bottom. Have you ever tried its penis?'
Just me or would the Windsors not know a happy occasion if donged them on the head with a bottle of Dom?