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ok this is crazy! thank u @readdork
Tamara & the Dreams lives life to the fullest with her new single, 'Successful Bisexual'
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Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends
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Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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Miley Cyrus reveals she refuses to do any foreplay with men and orders them to penetrate her immediately without lube so their ugly penises get out of her sight
"I enjoy sexuality more than I enjoy sex."
"I don't really fuck with foreplay because I'm just too busy. As everyone will tell you, even in my business, I do not like to tease things. I like to not say shit and then just fucking go for it and scare the shit out of you."
"I have a lot of shit going on. I don't really have time to sit around and flick my clit. I really want to get the fuck done and get the fuck back to editing."
"If I'm in the mood, we're good. I don't really need lube, to be honest. Stick it right in, just hurry, hurry, and make it good."
"I don't really want to look at a penis for any longer than I have to. I think that's why I want it to go inside, so it gets out of my face. I don't want it in my face, dude."
"I like dicks as an aesthetic."
"It's good if it can just get in and go away, because I don't want it eyeing me off. That's just how I truly feel."
"Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls. Everybody knows this. Your dick is ugly, but look at this body."
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Last night was a Mad Men episode bro. Our interpersonal relationships advanced in carefully plotted ways that were relevant to generational themes and captured the zeitgeist of our country.
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(explaining Choosin Texas to a leftist) okay so you need to understand that American Country music has a Sunni/Shia split between Nashville and Austin.
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being like 35-50% drunk on the train is the closest one can come to the experience of being the protagonist of a coming of age movie
This is the life I was promised this is a Hollywood movie! I can be anything!!!! I’m smoking a preroll on a fire escape in Williamsburg !!!
There’s no better feeling than sitting down on the subway at the end of a long night out in New York and googling ‘why doesn’t New York have better public seating and toilets’
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someone once told me “emotional intelligence is the discipline of sitting with a feeling long enough to understand it before you hand it to someone else” and that honestly changed how i move.

















