I’m gagged & locked in a dark room at No 10 after I disagreed with the Government at a Downing Street Briefing. Dep CMO UK ( Parody). I hear everything!

Joined July 2020
Been tied up and locked in this No 10 store room after I disagreed with the #government at a #DowningStreetBriefing many weeks ago. Cummings comes in daily,rips off my gag & asks me if I’ve changed my mind.@carriesymonds brings me cakes & sings songs. I can hear everything!
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Why have people started calling me “ Jonny “ ? MOTHER !
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Can’t disagree with the boss on this one
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Up late waiting for the phone to ring Was sure @bbc5live would want me on the morning show with @rachelburden & @NickyAACampbell again 🤣 Loved given my longwinded answers even though Rachel kept dropping huge hints 4 me to get a move on. No wonder Nicky took an hour off 👏
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Loved answering listeners questions on @bbc5live & @BBCNews channel. Think I answered 3 in half an hour despite the presenters doing their best to try and hurry me up. I’m a man not to be hurried. “The ball is still in play and there is light at the end of the hedgehog” Over.
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Oh Matt. You must stop lying.Over
Regulator doesn't agree with Health Secretary shocker. Matt Hancock: “Because we’ve left the EU, we’ve been able to move faster." Dr June Raine, MHRA boss: “We’ve been able to authorise supply of this vaccine under provisions under European law which exist until January 1st.”
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He’s got a point.Over
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BREAKING: 696 new deaths announced today within a 28-day cutoff, with 18,213 new cases. Compared to last Wednesday, there were 529 deaths (+167) and 19,609 cases (-1,396). #DailyCovidUpdate
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One day all this will be over.Over !
"If I could, rightly and morally, be at the very front of the queue, then I would do so." Deputy Chief Medical Officer Professor Jonathan Van-Tam explains why he would have a #COVID19 vaccine if advised to ⬇️
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Usual happy #Peston at time of joy going on about what if the virus mutates #Pressconference
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“ It should have been me......over ! “
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They don’t call him Boris for nothing you know. Over
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“Soon this pandemic will be over...over”
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Was that in unexpected side wind or did a Matt Hancocks just let rip 🤢
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The planes coming into land....let’s just hope Priti Patel’s not the pilot !
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