@tallkeys
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Joined November 2014
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You know zinc is working because it makes everything taste like dookie
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Update : squirrels ate it's face off lol
ຸ@tallkeysOct 19
Spooky Korok pumpkin I carved with my family today.
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Considering carving a new one and letting this one be an offering for the squirrels 😂
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This! 👇🏼
Les Proctor
@LesProctorOct 22
Things are fucked up. Admittedly. The trick is not just to see the beauty in the mess. Be the beauty. 😉🥰😍
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Amusing how having a few drinks really brings out the quasi intellectual in some people 😭
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I was posed a question about why the moon is out during the day here and if China sees the moon at the same time. Obviously, the moon sets here and rises in that part of the world as does the sun and this explanation was not good enough while even consulting lunar charts 😭
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This is akin to the time I was screamed at by a drunk man for stating that granite was igneous when he was SO certain it was metamorphic... drunk people really think they're smarter than they are, it's sad
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What is the point of apple making the battery a fat chud?
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He wasn't just the Supreme Leader of North Korea, he was the Supreme Leader of our hearts 🥀💔
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I know his health is unconfirmed, I am just being funny.
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Spooky Korok pumpkin I carved with my family today.
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Spirit Halloween is so spooky they cannibalize forgotten stores. Brutal
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At a carnival feeling like Ormund
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Some y'all need to use deodorant and probably a spritz of fragrance 🥴🤢
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⏯️
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Watching "Rome", waiting for Vorenus and Pullo to kiss.
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A lot of the time I feel like Randy Marsh in the episode where he's addicted to cooking shows...
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Cause why is deglazing a pan so sexy?
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A stray doggo came right up to us today. I found his owners and he's back home. I'm glad because he would NOT stop humping us.
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Laughed way too hard at this
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😭
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