Writer. Tall Person. Mustached American. Senior Editor at a gun magazine you might read.
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FRIEND:
"All right, the crowd at this party's pretty anti-gun and they ain't so hot on cops. So don't, like, OPEN with the fact that you work in gun media and were a deputy sheriff, okay?"
ME AFTER 40 MINUTES, 11 BEERS AND NO APPETIZERS:
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HAVE YOU BEEN OUT FISHING THIS YEAR?
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#WORSTWISDOMWEDNESDAY:
"No, I've got a system. You don't ALWAYS win, but if you do it long enough, you come out ahead. It's the law of large numbers, especially with football."
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27 votes • Final resultsI'll say this as many times as I have to: People talk down on dAd jOkEs as if a dad even has the option of bringing his best material to his wife and a 4YO.
"Moo" killed, but the one about a Greek, an Irishman and a Polish guy walking into a butcher shop?
Pearls before swine.
One of the great things about having toddlers is that you get to feel like one of the great comedic performers of our age. Tonight I picked up a plastic toy horse and made the wrong animal noise for it (“moo,” which is traditionally for a cow not a horse) and the bit absolutely killed with the 4 and under demo in my house. The encore performance was even better received. I am a genius of improv comedy as far as my toddlers are concerned.
you can just listen to the Uncle Rico song over and over
they can't stop you
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42 votes • Final resultsAs a lifelong Brewers fan, this just became a World Series that Institutional Baseball will hate and I'm here for all of it.
You'll notice that modern tyrants always ramp up their gun confiscation plans with, "AND WE KNOW how important hunting is to you, and YOU CAN KEEP your shotguns."
Tyrants hate handguns and rifles because they know that handguns are concealable and rifles win wars.
Fight them.
I once heard an EMT say that even if the patient's been cut in half by a train, your first words need to be "Hey man, we gotcha, you're gonna be fine."
Not gonna lie ... I took great comfort in that.
As he died, Varney asked whether the window was open.
I doubt he'd be any cooler with these grotesque deceptions than I am.
If anyone ever does this to my grandfathers, I'll get ugly. I knew them, and whatever you do, it won't be what they were like.
Draw a cartoon instead.
This is related to my Gunmaker's Ghost Theory:
Every time some kid manages to make an SKS malfunction with a 200-round drum or whatever other nonsense, Simonov's ghost is pulling out its hair, fighting mad, bellowing "THAT RIFLE WORKED WHEN I GAVE IT TO YOU" from the afterlife.
This is why some guys want 1911s and why some guys don't.
Some guys don't want anything they can't thoroughly customize, and some guys are just like "No, I want a (motorcycle/sidearm) that's good to go. You got one of those?"
(I'm both kinds of guy.)
