@talkingmonkey

CD | copywriter | brand pilot | degen trader || thinker | perceiver | fire starter | occasional Jedi | canary in a coal mine | elephant in the room ||

 Long Beach, CA
Joined July 2008
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Muse by Clios
@MusebyClioSep 6
To tout its buyback service in Saudi Arabia, Ikea reverses course. bit.ly/4yIGnR1
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As an advertising creative, I can't help but notice the obvious opportunity here for Mars Inc. I mean...c'mon. /s #usslincoln #hunger #snickers #mars
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Who else needs a chili dog RIGHT NOW?
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NEW TRAILER dropped for IDIOCRACY 2wo: The Kakistocracy Strikes Back.
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Abnormal is the new normal.
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NEW ANGLE of the woman being intentionally struck by the phallic extension of an agent/employee entering the Delaney Center.
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RADIO CHATTER from the Reflecting Pool: "Beta Two to Red Leader... everything OK in your sector of the pool? Over." —NatGuard1 "Red Leader to Beta Two... STFU...we're literally guarding algae and paint chips. Over." —NatGuard2
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Mangle the budget, hobble APHIS, fire the experts, then say you'll fix the flesh-eating maggot outbreak with...(SFX: tada) AI drones. Brilliant. No notes. #screwworm
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Actual video of CBS trying to entertain late night viewers after Colbert's last show. @CBS @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow
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Have a lucky day, y’all.
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Have a lucky day, y’all.
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Mullin, Mullin, Mullin... The US hasn't actually declared ANY war a war since WWII. Including: 🔥 Korean War (1950–‘53) 🔥 Vietnam War (1964–‘75) 🔥 Persian Gulf War (1990–‘91) 🔥 War in Afghanistan (2001–‘21)* 🔥 Iraq War (2003–‘11) *Longest not-a-war in U.S. history
Acyn
@AcynMar 3
Mullin: This is war *moments later* Raju: You concede this is war? Mullin: We haven’t declared war. Reporter: You just said it’s a war. Raju: You’re not conceding it’s a war? Mullin: We haven’t declared war.
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God level trolling outside the Russian embassy in London. Chef’s kiss 🇺🇦🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🇬🇧
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"Because my network clearly doesn’t want us to talk about this, let’s talk about this." — Steven C., future recovering CBS Late Show-aholic
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#Watters and #Gutfeld going full-blown pro-Epstein apologist is the clearest sign yet that #FOX has figured out how to broadcast directly from the 9th ring of hell.
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Not sure why, but the White House just posted their morning staff roll call. Weird.
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Pan Bondi has Stockholm Syndrome. I said what I said.
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Afterwards, speaking directly to Mr. Bunny, Randy shook his fist and commanded, “And next time you’re in Florida, make sure you stay OFF my lawn!”
FactPost
@factpostnewsFeb 11
GOP Rep. Randy Fine is demanding a federal probe into Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show, calling the performance "despicable" and "grotesque."
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Y’all…🇺🇸 The TPUSA All American Halfwit Show is going to be LIT‼️
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🚨 Help amplify the voices of Epstein survivors 🚨 Blast this EVERYWHERE today. Please 🇺🇸, 🌎 …💔 it, steal it, tag it, save it, and SEND IT NOW‼️ #MakeAmericaGoodAgain.
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