Rocket Racoon fan. // Top 3 musicals: Six, Hamilton, Hairspray.

birmingham/lamentis-1
Joined August 2013
Holly Jolly Alex πŸŽ… πŸŽ„ retweeted
Police called to children’s homes for smoking, answering back, refusing to go to bed or get up. Even going into the kitchen after hours. Would we call the police on our own children for that? Children in care should never be criminalised for behaviour we would respond to with patience in our own homes. If you’re building a business around children’s lives, you owe them more than a bed. #FGUK
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The influencers have got to stop telling people about Old Key West.
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Pumpkin queen reigns another year (I don't know how to change my username any more) – at Lake Buena Vista, FL
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Nearly just threw up hearing a British person say the word "progress". – at Lake Buena Vista, FL
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Currently in Disney World. There are more British people here than there are in Britain.
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I love being in the USA but the struggle from the amount of time I am asked "is it your first time in the US?" when I literally used to live here. I have filed taxes here, dealt with medical bills here, I just sound funny. – at Washington, DC
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Thinking of rejoining the apps so I can have a drink brought for me as I cannot afford my own
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Still looking for a wife if anyone knows anyone.
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I don't have enough "kind regards" left in me and it's only Monday 😭
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Not many c*lex j*dges is there, maybe I'll whack that on my development plan for next year. Only thing that puts me off is seems like you need to know some law? Not sure that's for me.
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I HATE this why is juice Β£12
No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.
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Yet again I have not won Β£250k on the scratchcard I bought. Starting to think they're stacked against me.
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I was doing a jigsaw I got from the charity shop and there is a piece missing! 😩
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I have an exam tomorrow I'm 36 so I don't want this at all, but my brain is like what do you MEAN we don't have a post exams night out where you'll be wearing 6 inch platform heels and a dress from River Island and pre drinking blossom hill at your mates house blasting MGMT.
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Well Alex that's because we're 36, your foots fucked, you're too fat for river island dresses now, and your friends and peer group do not have the same exam 🀣
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And if you have more than one drink you'll be up all night because your body thinks alcohol is killing you. That's why.
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Holly Jolly Alex πŸŽ… πŸŽ„ retweeted
A judge has barred a senior family lawyer from conducting litigation, highlighting the urgency of a decision in the Mazur appeal. Lisa Burton-Durham says CILEX has many questions to answer. John Hyde reports: lawgazette.co.uk/news-focus/…
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I am looking to be a stay at home wife if anyone knows anyone 🀣
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This is why I am friends with @GSVUCoE because he is *significantly* older than me.
My hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. You miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you
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