#fatfur I must've missed this section in the syllabus... 💦

I've only been a Beastieball coach for a little while... but I've never seen anybody else's Opossur act the way mine does. He's just so... E a g e r . . . Am I feeding him too much? He's gotten a lil chunky around the middle lately...

Huh... don't remember this scene from the movie! 🐓 #fatfur

The less-glamorous side of being a pro Beastieball Coach... At least the boys are gettin some good Z's! Whistle the Broslidon (left) Riot the Opossur (right). They kinda smell and are difficult to share a tent with, but I love them regardless 🤍🖤

#fatfur Roommate's outta the house for the weekend... gotta take FULL advantage ❤️

#fatfur sorry his computer fan is really loud i think he might've actually said 🗣 "bury your snout between my huge, sweaty ass cheeks" ? only one way to find out!

Distance ain’t no thang when you got a fat ass and an internet connection 💕 #fatfur

Leaky bird... 🐓

#fatfur Gotta love workin under a boss with a very loose work uniform policy -w-

Dang... typo in my first post back in over a year. OH WELL! Hi! Sorry for disappearing. Had a rough year. Gonna try and post more stuff tho. Love y'all <3

Every weekend the members of the all-avian KАА fraternity gather for their regular 'Mammal Party' where they get together to showcase the and appreciate the talents of their mammalian classmates. You love to see it! 💕

#wip watched Quest for Camelot with the hubby this weekend and i forgot it had a buncha good birds in it and… well! 🦅

an ideal lifeguаrd is limber, flexible, and able to project their voice over great distances to command attention in emergency situations…. Fry has found a rather interesting technique for the times he’s misplaced his whistle 🏝️

Welp! That new year’s resolution to cut down on processed snacks didn’t last long, huh?

It’s very cold where I live, so I’ve been going to a warm, sandy beach in my mind. While I was there, I met this nice lifeguard—A real free-spirited dude~ Meet Fry!

Someone’s gonna sleep real good tonight ❤️ 4/4

Energetic little things, aren’t they? 💞3/4

He’s even warmer on the inside… ;3 ❤️‍🔥 2/4

It’s a beautiful, crisp winter afternoon. No better time to be cuddled up with a warm, soft fire-type~ 🐦‍🔥1/4