have you ever wondered why a coin can fit in one nostril but not in the other? that's wild
Joined July 2017
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some people are upset when you hide your birthday on your Social Media Account and only a few people remember it and congratulate them
some people spend the entire weekend handing out cute birthday invitations with drawn dragons and a comic sans font only to end up sitting with a cake alone with a tooter made out of toilet paper roll because they thought it'd be funny
rivers are stupid. what do you mean you can't go uphill. i want the current to go there why can't i. laws of physics my ass.
everytime i open up discord i tell to my loyal audience "it is yet again time to check out the fan mail!"
sometimes you're a nutshell hard to crack that nobody cares to try
sometimes you're an open book that nobody wants to read because it's a very boring book about bug mating seasons like come on where is the redemption ark. ending sucks.
it's cool when people close the door when leaving
but when they don't close it it's kinda like a cold breeze or something
and i don't feel like closing it
would me warning people of my spontaneous violent explosion make it not spontaneous and less violent