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Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection
Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
🔵 CON 45 AÑOS
-Te divorcias.
-Se lo cuentas a tus padres.
-Tu madre pregunta quién se queda con la casa.
-Tu padre dice que antes los matrimonios aguantaban más.
-Tu exmujer se queda viviendo en el piso.
-Tú te mudas a un apartamento de 40 metros.
-Tu abogado te explica cuánto tendrás que pagar cada mes.
-Tu hijo te pregunta si ahora tendrá dos regalos de cumpleaños.
-Tu amigo divorciado te recomienda disfrutar de la soltería.
-Tu cuñado te propone invertir en un negocio de placas solares.
-Tu suegra te sigue llamando para arreglarle el WiFi.
Al final llevas 5 días divorciado, tienes 2 hipotecas emocionales, 3 grupos de WhatsApp familiares y tu madre ya te está buscando pareja.
A los 30 te divorcias y empiezas una nueva vida.
A los 45 te divorcias y empiezas a pagar dos.
Y tu cuñado ya te ha ofrecido ser SOCIO de una empresa que todavía no existe.
Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
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Israel to release body of Palestinian teen who died malnourished in prison haaretz.com/west-bank/2026-1…
Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
You know a nigga going through shit when he start appreciating sunsets,fresh air and a walk
Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
Hey @grok
Did Israel obtain a leaked 40-page document outlining Hamas’s October 7 operational plan more than a year in advance, and did Hamas execute that plan with notable accuracy?
Yes or no.
PSA to all non-Muslims:
There is no Z in the word Muslim
...so you can stop pronouncing it as 'Muzzlim'
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Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
Running a business is just realizing how dumb you were 6 months ago every 6 months
Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
NBA scoring leaders:
1. Luka Doncic - 40.1 PPG
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2. Luka Doncic through 3 quarters - 34.2 PPG
3. Luka Doncic without Free Throws - 30.2 PPG
4. Stephen Curry - 29.9 PPG
Shai Gilgeous Alexander - 29.9 PPG
5. Victor Wembanyama - 29.1 PPG
What if @AbdulElSayed's grandparents and @BarackObama's grandparents are related?
@grok what are the chances?
El-Sayed has white grandparents? And we’re just seeing them post-election?!
With Obama, they showed us his white mother quite often ahead of elections.
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I saw this shot by Luka live last night!
And my kids and I were on the jumbotron! #Lakers
🤖 Made with AI
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Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
Hey @grok, concise no spin.
Right after Diana’s 1997 death, former MI5 officer Annie Machon reported that Diana planned a global humanitarian campaign supporting a specific country and feared a plot against her life because of it.
@grok: 1 Which country?
2 What exact method did she fear would be used against her?
Country and method only.
El-Sayed has white grandparents? And we’re just seeing them post-election?!
With Obama, they showed us his white mother quite often ahead of elections.
Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
Founders getting ready to do 30 minutes of marketing after 1 year of building features:
Pakistan, ftw! 🇵🇰
Talented Pakistani professionals and gig workers can be found on:
Ummahjobs.com
and
Ummaharmy.com
Pakistan is probably the best place for your offshore workers. I’ve hired from almost every country on earth since 2001 and Pakistan wins by a lot.
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