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CEO @MuslimAdNetwork Building https://xitter.cf/t.co/61XXrqvaQA Born in 🇦🇪; Raised 🇺🇸; Rep 🇵🇰 ☪️; BS in Comp Sci (Univ of California); MS in IT Traveled ~50 countries 🌎

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2008
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Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection
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Throwback to when a Pakistani nuclear engineer proposed using jinns to generate electricity.
لماذا لا يستخدمون الجن في الحروب .. لتعطيل الدبابات والطائرات .. ام أن الجن مهمته فقط تعطيل الزواج فقط!!
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Oh so we official official👀
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🔵 CON 45 AÑOS -Te divorcias. -Se lo cuentas a tus padres. -Tu madre pregunta quién se queda con la casa. -Tu padre dice que antes los matrimonios aguantaban más. -Tu exmujer se queda viviendo en el piso. -Tú te mudas a un apartamento de 40 metros. -Tu abogado te explica cuánto tendrás que pagar cada mes. -Tu hijo te pregunta si ahora tendrá dos regalos de cumpleaños. -Tu amigo divorciado te recomienda disfrutar de la soltería. -Tu cuñado te propone invertir en un negocio de placas solares. -Tu suegra te sigue llamando para arreglarle el WiFi. Al final llevas 5 días divorciado, tienes 2 hipotecas emocionales, 3 grupos de WhatsApp familiares y tu madre ya te está buscando pareja. A los 30 te divorcias y empiezas una nueva vida. A los 45 te divorcias y empiezas a pagar dos. Y tu cuñado ya te ha ofrecido ser SOCIO de una empresa que todavía no existe.
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Tab Hasan | تابش حسن retweeted
Bro married the first white woman he spoke to
Jensen Huang met his wife Lori when he was 17 at Oregon State University where they were both studying electrical engineering
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You know a nigga going through shit when he start appreciating sunsets,fresh air and a walk
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Hey @grok Did Israel obtain a leaked 40-page document outlining Hamas’s October 7 operational plan more than a year in advance, and did Hamas execute that plan with notable accuracy? Yes or no.
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JENSEN! THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY CHINESE MODELS!!!!!!!
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PSA to all non-Muslims: There is no Z in the word Muslim ...so you can stop pronouncing it as 'Muzzlim'
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Running a business is just realizing how dumb you were 6 months ago every 6 months
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NBA scoring leaders: 1. Luka Doncic - 40.1 PPG . . . . 2. Luka Doncic through 3 quarters - 34.2 PPG 3. Luka Doncic without Free Throws - 30.2 PPG 4. Stephen Curry - 29.9 PPG Shai Gilgeous Alexander - 29.9 PPG 5. Victor Wembanyama - 29.1 PPG
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What if @AbdulElSayed's grandparents and @BarackObama's grandparents are related? @grok what are the chances?
El-Sayed has white grandparents? And we’re just seeing them post-election?! With Obama, they showed us his white mother quite often ahead of elections.
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I saw this shot by Luka live last night! And my kids and I were on the jumbotron! #Lakers
🤖 Made with AI
LUKA DONCIC IS UNREAL OH MY GOODNESS. 🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Hey @grok, concise no spin. Right after Diana’s 1997 death, former MI5 officer Annie Machon reported that Diana planned a global humanitarian campaign supporting a specific country and feared a plot against her life because of it. @grok: 1 Which country? 2 What exact method did she fear would be used against her? Country and method only.
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El-Sayed has white grandparents? And we’re just seeing them post-election?! With Obama, they showed us his white mother quite often ahead of elections.
Jan and Judy Johnson, grandparents of Michigan Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed, discuss their blended family and what it was like watching their grandson become elected to Congress.
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Founders getting ready to do 30 minutes of marketing after 1 year of building features:
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learn to market is the new learn to code
i think we've reached the point where the cracked marketer is more in demand than the cracked engineer
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Pakistan, ftw! 🇵🇰 Talented Pakistani professionals and gig workers can be found on: Ummahjobs.com and Ummaharmy.com
Pakistan is probably the best place for your offshore workers. I’ve hired from almost every country on earth since 2001 and Pakistan wins by a lot.
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Rude arrogant Christian woman gets a reality check when she confronts Muslims.
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