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I’m waiting for the girls wao wote wako salon??😭
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Entering a bar with a backpack
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indomie mkononi napatana na V8😭
Looking around the cars in the parking lot in my apartment wondering whether I'm living above my means or whether they're living below theirs 💀
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I thought 2 chapos would be a lot kumbe I should have bought 3
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Guess who woke up hangover free
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New situationship quote just dropped
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my nieces are in my business so bad😭
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yaani unanikatia alafu unaniuliza kama niko na pesa💀 walked away buana, wewe unanikatia na hauna. hatutateseka wote
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hata hakushikwa juu ya kazi yake tsk
stenje wawachilie my plug akiz, niko na mawazo mingi sana nafaa kupunguza
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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me lmaoooo
nimelipa rent na wifi mpesa ikabaki na 800 Sifuna shillings.🤭🤭
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Next year I'll make so much money.... I can feel it in my balls
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Mutual masturbation as a form of autistic parallel play
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I’m so high I forgot to get high again 😭 estimated high time will be very disappointing
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caretaker wangu ni mbwa sana, sijui huwa anadhani mimi ni plumber
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The only thing Kihika amejenga Nakuru ni hoteli ya bwanake
Access to quality healthcare has improved significantly across Kirinyaga, with investments in facilities, medical personnel and better health outcomes. 🔹 Recruited 230 healthcare workers over the last five years. 🔹 Deployed 1,222 Community Health Promoters. 🔹 Increased Kerugoya County Referral Hospital’s capacity from 220 to 450 beds. 🔹 Expanded the county’s health facilities from 58 to 72. 🔹 Achieved 76% household registration under SHA, ranking among the top four counties nationally. 🔹 Reduced maternal mortality from 88 to 49 deaths per 100,000 live births, below the national target of 70, and neonatal mortality from 26 to 11 deaths per 1,000 live births. 🔹 Increased skilled birth attendance to 92% and maintained immunisation coverage at 92%. 🔹 Achieved 99% HIV status awareness, with more than 99% of those diagnosed receiving antiretroviral treatment. 🔹 Ranked among the top five counties nationally in hypertension and diabetes screening and initiation of care. 🔹 Sustained malaria transmission at below 1%. #WaiguruSOCA2026 #FinishingStrong #WiraWarie #KaziIongee @WilliamsRuto @Kirinyagabunge @County_20
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being clingy and codependent but also deeply avoidant is so funny like wow girl you were not built for human connection
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