Mostly no longer here. @travis.hesketh.scot on the other site.

London, England
Joined June 2019
@travis.hesketh.scot on Bsky retweeted
Wrongly let an engineer speak on a customer call today
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At Reform conference, I met England’s doughtiest defender of incest
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"if I could" buddy I am
if you could experience your favorite movie as the protagonist would you do it? genuine question
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Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming dart frog issue. They interviewed the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen/liked the comic. They sent me a copy, which just arrived:
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She said yes 🥳
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Me when I’m getting beat at Monopoly
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A confidential notice has been circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news wire, to all media across the UK. We have published this notice. Our editor @LauraEWebsterr explains why 👇
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BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone. He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein We have published it in full. thenational.scot/news/258345…
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@travis.hesketh.scot on Bsky retweeted
Another point to this story is that trains are so frequently and reliably late they could rack up £156,743 in compensation.
🇨🇳 Li Liu (left pic) and 🇨🇳 Wanqing Yu (right pic), two Chinese students living in Leeds, have been locked up after exploiting a massive loophole in Britain’s rail compensation system. Liu and Yu raked in a whopping £156,743 — Liu stole £141,031, Yu £15,712 — by scamming the Delay Repay scheme for three years. The pair discovered that the national Delay Repay system did not automatically cross-check claims for ticket refunds and delay compensations. They abused this by first claiming refunds on tickets they pretended they didn’t want, then cashing in on Delay Repay refunds when those trains ran late. The duo meticulously researched train services across the country. They used 16 fake passenger identities to spread out claims and multiple bank accounts to hide funds, and monitored the scam via a 20-SIM card adapter. The scam ran from 2021 until their arrest by British Transport Police. Both admitted conspiracy to defraud and possession of criminal property. Liu was jailed for 30 months; Yu got 17 weeks but will likely walk free due to time served. Liu’s background in computer science helped him engineer the fraud, while Yu’s English skills aided in crafting believable claims. Liu began a one-year course at Leeds University last year, having previously applied for an advanced computer science course at Birmingham University. Yu was enrolled on a one-year English-teaching course at Leeds. telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10… uknip.co.uk/news/uk/uk-news/…
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@travis.hesketh.scot on Bsky retweeted
Nobel Prize for Martini !! Finally !! Well deserved of course. Oh shoot ... Martinis ...
BREAKING NEWS The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Physics to John Clarke, Michel H. Devoret and John M. Martinis “for the discovery of macroscopic quantum mechanical tunnelling and energy quantisation in an electric circuit.”
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@travis.hesketh.scot on Bsky retweeted
I don't know why people are getting so emotional about "Eldest Daughter", oh boo hoooo being the oldest daughter is so haaaaard, what are you talking about. I was the oldest son and delighted in my role as colonial viceroy deputized by the parents to impose order on my siblings.
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@travis.hesketh.scot on Bsky retweeted
Tomorrow's front page 📰 Is sharing this image a crime?
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Tomorrow's front page 📰 An exclusive report by The Ferret reveals the details of Angus Robertson's meeting with Israeli ambassador Daniela Grudsky
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🚨 Last night JK Rowling attacked The National as an "anti-woman newspaper". I think that is absolutely ridiculous chat. Here's my open letter setting out why this kind of attack does not work on our team. thenational.scot/news/252532…
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Sick of watching Twitter degrade in real time. Get me on Bsky
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You can literally just do whatever you want
Should I apply to work a construction/maintenance job in Antarctica? Im looking at the indeed listing now lol
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mind you this scene is better than all of That Movie
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If you start the Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition) at 11:43 PM, dude that’s so late. Do you know how long that movie is? You’re gonna be up for so long
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I had a lot of fun in the North East last weekend
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I swear this picture was the right way up when I posted it, Twitter's photo editor is taking the piss out of me
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