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it turns out i’ll be 69 on 4/20/69

are lottery scratch tickets just these things that we did as kids but like the adult version?

tiktok really making me wonder if i really had a crush on selena gomez or just wanted to be alex russo

listening songs from old playlists to cry about the nostalgia of old friendships

i forget that a lot of people are still able to be completely ignorant of politics in 2022

what is wrong with the allocishets?

up yours woke moralists

my grandmother told me that her first house cost $15k. THATS WAY LESS THAN EVEN A DOWN PAYMENT RN WTF I HATE CAPITALISM

can someone please tell my tiktok fyp to stop giving me finance bro live streams 😭

apparently dodging covid for 2.5 years was too much

he doesn't believe in the right to marry and probably doesnt believe we shouldnt just be killed on sight (im sure he wouldnt say it out loud and doesnt think he believes it) but he believes we should contribute to capitalism

on today's episode of shit my dad has said to me while we're having a conversation "i think they (meaning the gays) should have the right to work"

however he dies i will change the specific phrasing of the statement, but it is now my life purpose to say something along those lines at his funeral

my dad says “if you consent to sex you consent to having a baby” classics stupid ass pro-forced birth statement right? well when he dies, at his funeral, if he dies in like a car crash will be saying “he consented to being in that car so he consented to dying in a car crash”

maybe the best thing i’ve said while reposting on tiktok

happy straight pride 11 months