Security Engineer at NERSC || DEFCON Goon || tweets are mine, not theirs :)

Missouri
Joined February 2015
“san francisco is amazing” yeah well where i come from we can leave belongings in our car without worrying about the windows getting broken out so there’s that
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youtube.com/watch?v=znaA091_… The @donutmedia video has dropped, were we wrapped a Toyota Yaris in one of my adversarial patterns. You'll never guess what happens! 😇
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a convention center but food and drink is priced reasonably
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Another win coming home to @sec_kc!! Congrats to the homies @_seash @AntlerSec 🫡🫡 @sec_defcon @defcon
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i would do filthy, nasty things for a luna SAO at #defcon 👀
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you can find me at NFO 4 from 8-2 and then i’ll be wandering about the hall - ask me about #blackbadgeraffle at #defcon - cameo w/ @CodexMafia
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doing the #blackbadgeraffle at #defcon? come find me wandering around - i may have something…
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These will be at the @sec_kc party, big thank you to K Mac and the UwU crew for keeping our partiers and their drinks safe!! And if you think it’s sexual, GOOD. We’re also handing out condoms and dental dams with SecKC logos on them, so suck it (safely)!
Printing out some of these stickers for the drink protectors that parties at DC have asked for... I'm sure someone (who probably hasn't touched a woman in decades) will claim this sticker is extremely sexual again. :D
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Tomorrow one of @sec_kc’s own steps on the Black Hat stage. @hevnsnt is showing 61 ways to fool facial recognition using nothing but patterns printed on clothing. 10 models tested, all beaten. Let’s pack that room for him! Thursday, 11:05am, Oceanside B. Be there.
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#linecon kicks off tonight at #defcon - i’ll be wandering around helping sow (organized) chaos, can’t wait to see what we get into tonight!
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fucking bastard has me held at the airport. nobody in or out. what a prick.
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project pat but it’s just raps about gitlab
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I should have taken today off.
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fyi: if i am not working, i am probably amicable to DJing your room party at #defcon - hit me up!
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Oh hey, did you know SECKC IS THROWING ANOTHER DEFCON PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT LVCC 10:00 PM
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🎊beatmania IIDX 26th anniversary🎊
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ken i have great news
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Replying to @_JohnHammond
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thank you to everyone for a truly amazing #defcon32 - remember that most social media is toxic af and you’d probably be better off doing any number of other things. i leave you with the weirdest (and awesomest) thing in my reel from the weekend - until next year! ✌️
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