28 | I make music! Love and happiness are real! | Obsessed wife of @ndnsailormoon

Joined January 2014
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What is my coworker on about
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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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在想这样的亚克力立牌
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Bar nothing the funniest thing anyone has ever done
watching one of the greatest episodes of television of all time
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high iq jerking #strokeofgenius
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We shouldn't be mean to people who aren't academically smart but we absolutely have a right + responsibility to shame the intellectually incurious. The world is literally on fire because of anti-intellectualism
some of y’all are too mean to people that aren’t academically smart idk you treat it like a moral failure
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i have no idea how nathan fielder stopped himself from saying 'third base' when elizabeth holmes said 'i don't know' during the 'who's on first' scene
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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There’s literally nothing I want to do more ever in my life
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god i love the weird route i love the weird route fuckkkkkkk fuckk its too good its too awesome i love weird i love weird
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can you fuck off
when a band is named "(singer) and the (nouns)"
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hey (with the intention of having a cozy nap date during a thunderstorm. you pull me closer and kiss me as the rain pours against the windows)
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my god he did it. that quick brown bastard actually went and did it…
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“if you crave soda your body really needs hydration.” actually if i crave soda it’s because dr pepper makes my brain go “wheeeee!”
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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