I'm a dorky hermit.

United States
Joined July 2008
Camps @burningman are like apps for the iphone. Whatever you need, 'there's a camp for that.'
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Me when it's one week and Lucifer isn't picked up yet #SaveLucifer #PickUpLucifer
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RT to show Netflix they need to #SaveLucifer netflixlife.com/2018/05/11/l…
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Breaking 400K tweets in less than 4 hours of this devastating announcement is incredible. #Lucifer There are execs out there 👀. This will no doubt be on someone's radar soon if not already. #SaveLucifer From Heaven to Hell, we're all making our voices heard. Get it Lucifans!
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Less than thirty hours left. Don't fuck this up. bit.ly/1sfJZFH --
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In 5-billion yrs the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.
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Rain, rain, Please don't go away until you fill up our reservoirs.
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Golden Spike is pounded into playa. The central axis of BlackRockCity 2011 is set.
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A roast of Charlie Sheen @comedycentral? It will only be worth watching if it's live and without a delay. #winning
Spoiler Alert: In HarryPotter7.2 Evil is defeated. Okay. But now there's no way to know what Good is or how to measure it.
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Just an FYI - July 4th in USA: Star Spangled Banner, Fireworks, the 1812 Overture, Air Shows -- all celebrations of War.
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Was that thunder?! Really? 105 today and now it's going to storm. Hello tornado!
@klisa2k of course, everyone hides their chicken legs with their shirt tail.
Spotty internetz today. Maybe I can be productive?
tonight we're all New Yorkers! Straight & gay alike, let's all celebrate marriage #equality. The right side of history!
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I hate whaling. Go Sea Shepherds! #whalewars
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Oh twitter! What shall I do when I have nothing witty to shout into the ether?
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Newt Gingrich had a second, million-dollar line of credit at Tiffany's. Should've known he'd have another line of credit on the side.
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Happy father's day to all the dads out there. Enjoy it with your kids, especially your daughters, they need you more than you know.
Possums are horrible giant rats that should be exterminated.