lmaoo ppl are so strict about jodi arias. all i said was that she was pretty and ive now got dozens of people calling me everything but a child of god. you’d think i called for her release or something
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everybody’s not “coping” with being single. y’all have really deluded yourselves into believing that all women be sitting around fantasizing about some mysterious partner. it is so much life to be lived.
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Congratulations, Ava! You made the DM!
A University of Saint Thomas student was caught on camera shouting 'Go back to your own country, b***' at a protester outside a Turning Point USA event trib.al/W4WIJZe 🔗
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jay z you have one that job and that’s to make sure beyonce, rihanna, and justin timberlake get on that stage. if you can sneak megan in there I’ll appreciate it. just know we aren’t here for YOU.
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NEW: Jay Z was reportedly the second choice for the Super Bowl Halftime show behind Blue Ivy Carter
Talks between Roc Nation & Blue reportedly fell apart while negotiating curfew & allowance
Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer: Report tmz.com/2026/10/20/jay-z-pic…
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tomorrow marks one year since the louvre heist and i still think we moved on far too quickly from someone stealing actual crown jewels in the age of ai and computers. imagine pulling off an old-fashioned jewellery heist in the year of our lord 2025.
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do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die
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he has SEVERAL blood clots in his LUNGS and you let him get on a 10 HOUR FLIGHT and cleared him to play a fucking FOOTBALL GAME. everyone involved should be jobless right now. unbelievable.
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BBLs are funny bc they are seen as an investment surgery. I saw a professional saxophone player with one. Like why do you need all that ass to play the saxophone? 😭 I know a lot of people just like the look but it’s such a hassle of a procedure it feels like you deserve a rebate
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officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed
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i get this convo but, women being able to independently control their fertility is arguably one of the most important things we have achieved in modern feminist history. its just not worth degrading when there is an active crusade against women’s reproductive autonomy right now






























