Very experienced security geek

Austin, TX
Joined November 2009
Replying to @small_data
@small_data They would, which would be met by an immediate counter-attack from Allah Akbotz.
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2026: We have Artificial Intelligence. Also 2026: a PHP RCE just sent the entire internet into a collective panic because we still run everything on the digital equivalent of duct tape and a prayer. #CyberSecurity #php2shell
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trump will go down in history as the worst American ever. Period. Not the worst American president but the worst American…EVER
"The common denominator in the ugliness since this country lost its civility is Trump. He has gone way past just changing the tone of our politics. He has been systematically trying to destroy everything that ties us to each other and to our country..." open.substack.com/pub/heathe…
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Just putting this here for no reason.
If Russia laid down its arms, there would be peace. If Ukraine laid down its arms, there would be no Ukraine. The fastest way to achieve peace is for Biden to stop pussyfooting around and give Ukraine the weapons it needs to take back its territory. Then Putin will negotiate.
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Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.
Fox host: President Trump said you all should have a debate… Is that in the works? Are you requesting one with him? Ken Paxton (lying): Oh well, no, look... We can never quite work out the details.
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Crush the arts (Kennedy Center), destroy the civil service (DOGE), control elections (gestures broadly), dismantle the press (gestures more broadly), decimate science (NIH), and demolish education (DeptEd). The authoritarian playbook.
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Sorta sums it up, doesn’t it?
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When they toured the UK, were they ZedZed Top?
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Here’s my full segment on @MSNOWNews with @AriMelber about becoming “the leading expert voice on the bearish case against AI,” the end of hypergrowth, and how AI’s costs and losses are magnitudes higher than those that built Amazon Web Services, and even Amazon itself.
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“I’m very good at flagpoles.”
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Why does Pete Hegseth still have a job?
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15 homes. 6 fraudulent votes. 0 questions answered.
Ken Paxton panics and refuses to answer multiple questions from reporters, forcing his handler to intervene: Q: James Talarico is calling you out for owning 15 homes on a government salary, can you respond? Paxton: *dodges question* Q: Will you answer a question about your alleged voter fraud? Handler: We’re going to get out of here
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I feel @jonkarl missed a great chance to ask Secty Wright about the draining of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve this morning.
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Ken Paxton was charged with securities fraud, bribery, and he was impeached as TX attorney general, then he basically pardoned a child rapist. He's the perfect Trump-endorsed candidate.
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I never thought I'd live to see **Jim Cramer** stunned into silence. But here we are.
QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go
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Solid analogy
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The devolution of man:
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Is Corey Lewandowski gonna have to start fucking Markwayne Mullin
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There’s always a tweet.
Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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Love this!
You know things are bad in our country when this many Aggies come out to support a Longhorn for U.S. Senator. Thank you to the students of Texas A&M University for joining our movement to take back Texas!
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Hey @AmericanAir just dropped by the Provisions lounge in CLT. It’s awesome! What a great idea.
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