@swordofomen

DevOps - AWS - Ranting Consumer Recovering DEF CON Workshops & CFP Review Board SecurityTribe ~ LHC

Joined June 2011
  • Tweets3.5K
  • Following285
  • Followers724
248Media
Psyence Fiction released 25 years ago today! Changed my life forever… It was amazing to work with so many incredible collaborators at such an exciting time…. Keep on rockin’!
63
130
42
1,177
183,967
This year we had physical space @DEFCON and it was amazing. Thank you so much Nikita and Kevin @sugitime for the support, it was a fantastic #DEFCON31 Huge thanks to @swordofomen and @last_person for getting things done, and founder @LHC_Awol.
1
5
2
31
2,954
Many thanks to all the admins, and @jonmechan , @vikinglitespear for jumping in to do resume reviews, and @pieropicasso for helping name noobs with us. All our love to @Gillis57 for closing out 'con with us, by reading the Hacker Manifesto. The spirit we aspire to live to.
1
2
11
845
Alright y’all, still a bit more work left, and I probably won’t be making a ton of them, but here’s a sneak peak at the #defcon 31 #badgelife and packaging from rot13labs!
20
22
133
11,955
.@nuphystudio I was thinking of buying another keyboard from you, then I was reminded you still have not bothered to post an online version of the instructions. Do you not support your products? If you can't be bothered to post instructions you have lost my business.
1
102
My debt is finding the words worthy of honoring you Only shadowed by the weight of knowing you have left Yet the honor of your friendship never will Thank you for all the memories, especially the ones I cannot share #riproamer <3
1
17
939
I had a friend. He didn’t know he was a hacker. I brought him to @defcon 8. He found his family there. He founded Security Tribe with me, 22 years ago. He was a goon & founded the Goon Band. He loved WiFi, 33, Jameson, PlayStn, 303, & Steelers. #RIProamer 30 yrs wasn’t enough.
20
47
7
437
74,346
SethOps retweeted
n00bz@n00bznet24 Jan 2023
From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you. 33
3
1
15
1,158
The last charity auction for some time I think, and it is a doozy. 2022 bit.ly/m6feBr Memorial Swag Pack - ebay.to/3V8gdTU This is @Lazlo_D_Plumber's Attrition swag, from the last 15 years, including the super rare things. R.I.P. for his favored charity.
9
1
16
20. An investigation must be opened into Cory's relationship with Scientology and the LAPD's interactions with Scientology overall. And the LAPD must not attend Scientology events anymore or accept their funds. WHERE IS SHELLY???
960
4,390
242
57,046
Love it when the security tools they make you install detect their own software as vulnerable. That's like 3/3 at this point.
1
With the holidays coming up I want to share a sanity saving one liner. "I only know how to fix business computers" It's polite and works surprisingly well to get out of helping uncle Fred with his printer drivers.
4
1
8
What sort of security team disables TouchID ?? I can't wait to hear the logic behind that move.
1
3
LOL. must have been a devoops or they listened to the users. It's back (phew) Though I was looking forward to the question of "So why did you leave your last position"
I'm brushing up on some DIY mycology skills and look what appears. This explains everything #k8s
3
I'm sorry to report that working in Security is less "bleeding-edge malware research" and more "project manager for people who don't report to you."
41
213
38
1,642
Good job IBM, shipping a security 'appliance' with a kernel from 9 years ago. SMH
Cold calling me at 8am is the perfect way to land on my NEVER BUY list. @datadoghq
I have been a manager for a whole 1.5 days and I'm already saying shit like "level set" and "back burner" WTF.
1
1
4
Hey @Walmart your e-gift card checkout system is trash. It told me there was an error and to try again. So I took my business to Amazon. But you nitwits still charged my card. Lucky for Mom but I'm never using your garbage again. Hire better QA people. This isn't rocket surgery.
1
3
Load more