sex culture and frakology
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2014
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#FinalJeopardy: “The name of this cracker that’s been around since 1903 suggests that it was baked 3 times.”
me: “Jeff Sessions.”
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One of CK’s funniest jokes is about how women don’t want to sleep with him on sight, because he’s repellent, but if they let him talk for a while, they’ll find themselves having sex with him against their original judgment
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So parents think if their kids hear the word “gay”, they will need to immediately explain sex to their kids in order to frame “being gay” as the Other.
Young kids do NOT know why you think men and women “fit” and two men “don’t”and “uh— babies?!” is your only justification 🤔
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I got this one Yesterday!
Thank you to @beaudiccas for the original design, so SO COOL 🤧🥺🏴☠️🏳️🌈
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My cycle just started a week ago (meaning my 🩸 just ended).
If I ovulate in 7d & am fertilized, the resulting pregnancy will be counted from Day 1 of the period I JUST had.
That makes me potentially, legally, a week pregnant TODAY.
#AbortionIsHealthcare
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Let’s say my partner and I decide to try for a baby. A week from now I’m successfully impregnated. At the “moment” of conception, I’m legally two weeks pregnant. When I start getting early pregnancy symptoms that I’m still unsure aren’t late PMS, I’m legally 5 weeks pregnant.
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Now that Red Army have occupied almost the whole of Ukraine, Soviet forces are starting to push into Romania & Poland. New York Times map shows "Possible Russian moves to West" suggesting strikes towards Nazi-occupied Warsaw or vital Axis oilfields at Ploesti.
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EVERYONE RIDES FREE on #EarthDay, April 22! Spread the word, #takethetrain and make a positive impact on both your local community and our planet’s ecosystem.
Take the Pledge: metrol.ink/3wAxThX
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Oh my god
I’m over here sobbing
nytimes.com/2022/04/18/style…
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If one can hear “Lily and Sam got married!” without having intrusive thoughts about their sex, but one cannot hear “Jim and Joe got married!” without having intrusive thoughts about their sex, that’s homophobia. Kids do not have this problem. They see FAMILIES.
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Temple Grandin on meeting with B.F. Skinner, from her (excellent) book “Animals in Translation”
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You know those white women you see in pictures screaming at the black girls walking into schools? That’s who so many of you are right now when it comes to trans kids. It’s disgusting
