ALT An old photo of Blair the black and white cat, rolling on the floor with her legs tucked or bent. Her back forms a perfect semicircle. She grins mischievously.

ALT Blair paws at an open container of yogurt with a spoon in it. She looks at the camera with pleading eyes. She loved dairy products.

ALT Blair the black and white cat stands politely on a coffee table. Behind her is a TV screen showing a delicately presented plate of food from the show Top Chef. Blair looks at the camera. Next to her is the back half (?) of another black and white cat. “I’m Top Chef,” Blair declares.

ALT Blair the black and white cat is wearing a hat that looks like a striped candy wrapper. She looks like she has a blank facial expression. “I’m a snack,” she announces.

ALT Blair the black and white cat has just awoken from a deep slumber on a window perch. She looks at the camera very grumpily with her eyes barely open. “Awake, but at what cost?” She grumbles.

ALT A photo of Blair the black and white cat taken from below her head. She stares straight ahead, ignoring the camera. She has significant hash brown texture on her neck. “I’m Blair, no cap,” she says.

ALT Blair the black and white cat is sitting on top of a box of cat litter next to a door. In front of her, there is a doormat with the image of a black cat’s head, and there is another, larger black and white cat, Babka, relaxing on it. Blair turns her head up toward the camera and licks her lips. “Today, I hung out in the foyer,” she announces.

ALT Blair the black and white cat sits on the wooden floor. She licks her lips while standing with her front legs apart in a strong stance. “Can I have a sweet treat?” She asks.

ALT Blair the black and white cat sits politely on the wooden floor with one front leg extended out toward the camera elegantly. Behind her is an open umbrella, in the midst of drying. Blair looks at the camera head-on. “Stay dry out there,” she cautions.

ALT Blair the black and white cat walks across a human bed toward the camera. She looks straight into the camera as she takes a step forward. “Yes, it’s here!” She announces.

ALT An older photo of Blair the black and white cat from about five years ago. She has a toupee of her own shedded/brushed hairs on her head. She looks over to the right. “When I was younger, I had a full head of hair,” she reminisces.

ALT Blair the black and white cat is sitting on a fluffy blanket. She looks slightly concerned, as she has just heard about something strange. “What the hell is avocado bread?” She asks.

ALT Two black and white cats are on a blanket together. Blair is curled up on the left of the image, while Babka looks completely zonked out on the right. They are facing each other and have reached their paws out that they seem to be touching. “If you see this image of me (Blair) holding hands with Babka, it’s AI,” Blair asserts.

ALT Blair the black and white cat is relaxing on a bed, atop several blankets. She looks at the camera. “Nice! Congratulation,” she says.

ALT A close up photo of Blair the black and white cat from the side of her face. She looks ahead. “Are pierogis real?” She inquires.