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ouroboros
Joined April 2011
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sweet t retweeted
Replying to @JDVance
Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
(the rational rightwinger) ahhh, it’s a tough call. We have to wait for all the evidence, but for now I’m gonna have to give it to the guy who airdropped into town and immediately blew a soccer mom’s head off in her minivan because he freaked out and thought she was killing him..
i should’ve known i had anxiety as a kid, everytime something bad would happen i’d start hearing that fuckass sonic music
sweet t retweeted
they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
uzumaki
Researchers at MIT have captured, for the first time, the dynamic process that marks the very beginning of life: when an egg cell is fertilized, it triggers waves of activity that ripple across its membrane.
These waves act like a biochemical signal, initiating the complex sequence of events that drives the cell to start dividing and developing into an embryo.








