ye humara work load hai - 👐 ye hum hai - 🤦🏻‍♂️ Aur ye humara kaam ho raha hai - 🍻 #agencylife @Social_Samosa

mind mai thoda sa depreciation ho raha hai

Jabse mummy ne marna band kiya hai, tabse downfall chalu hogaya hai

U-phew-i 🤕 #UPIDown

Mere daant budhape se nahi, amrud ke beej se tutenge

Kya matlab aaj bas 9th January hi hua hai 😵‍💫 This January is going like client feedback, very slow. @Social_Samosa

I have mastered The Art of Hugs, Har ek chiz mai hug deta hu!

Even if the rice is a day old, you put it in eggs & toss it along with veggies & sauces. That's how you come up with the best version of yourself after shit goes & not like being a rice serum, who's been used by everyone coz only a few can make really good fried rice.

I don't downplay myself because I lack confidence, I do it because khudki nazar khud par hi lag jaati hai

I have mastered the art of viewing, I view everything as if they have a personal vengeance with me!

Pyaar mai phasne ki umar mai, Traffic jam mai phasa hua hu.

Lagta hai Premier Pro burari se hai, har baar hang kar jaata hai.

Itna seekh dene lag gaya hu ki loog mujhe Seek-ka-baap bolne lag gaye hai! 🤕

Embracing the embarrassment is a new kind of adulting.

Delhi weather be like: mitti mein mila denge tumhe! #delhi

Gym mein subah 7 minutes workout karke khudko "thala for a reason" bol dia!

My elbows to my other body parts: "Tum sabhi saaf sahi, Hoon matmela main 😭"

It's 💁

Bangalore se zyada paani toh Rajasthan Mai hai 🫣💁

Startup founders on Shark Tank: We need funding. Sharks: Dhanda hi band kardo. #SharkTank