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The eye creature in #AlienEarth is such a diva. She’s the only one acting with any sense. I’m rooting for her. Hope she gets a spinoff.
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True happiness is an October Sunday when your football team plays in the afternoon and your baseball team is in the playoffs at night.
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Parents are a big part of the problem with cell phones in school. Far too many feel entitled to contact and hear back from their kids during class.
Phones distract kids for all sorts of reasons and one of those reasons is their parents texting them constantly.
Own it, guys.
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Replying to @Beanie0597
For most students, the only “trauma” they ever experience is in school....
That's blatantly untrue, and you shouldn't be spreading misinformation for clicks.
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Replying to @bananafitz
The Onion's finest moment was the issue that came out right after 9/11. It delivered the healing the country needed, and I am not being the slightest bit ironic.
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Replying to @Ashlizzlle_
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Prior to NFL legend Tim Tebow becoming a father, I had never really thought of fathers as humans.
Thank you for humanizing fatherhood, NFL legend Tim Tebow.
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PLEASE STOP SHOWING SPIDER-MAN CARDS
I just want one week with my silly little space ships. PLEASE.
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The Teaching History Her Way Podcast is looking for students grades K-12! What do they love about social studies? What do they hope to learn? Send voice recordings with first name and age to CherylAnne at teachinghistoryherway.com !
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"Over 290 yards"?
I'm not going to say fake news but are you sure?
Let's take a look at far that opening tee shot ACTUALLY went 🧵
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Happy Gilmore 2 is like seeing that best friend from High School you haven’t seen in 30 years. You reminisce, you laugh, you talk about the good ole days and you laugh some more. Nothing can top those glory days but it’s great to see that friend again.
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There are two types of people:
1. “Happy Gilmore 2 was awesome.”
2. “Happy Gilmore 2 was horrible.”
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It’s hard to believe it’s been nearly 30 years since Happy Gilmore came out. Some things have changed over that time…. Gilmore has gained a few pounds and has lost his power. Some things haven’t… Shooter is still the 🐐
I hope you all enjoy Happy Gilmore 2























