Wherever I Am
Joined January 2014
He lost the hole
Holy shit what a drive from Bryson. This hole is 400 yards!
226
Area Man Has No Idea What the American Revolution Was Actually About
2
2
6
831
Swanversations retweeted
The eye creature in #AlienEarth is such a diva. She’s the only one acting with any sense. I’m rooting for her. Hope she gets a spinoff.
35
169
23
1,556
53,356
True happiness is an October Sunday when your football team plays in the afternoon and your baseball team is in the playoffs at night.
9
29
2
462
13,986
Swanversations retweeted
Parents are a big part of the problem with cell phones in school. Far too many feel entitled to contact and hear back from their kids during class. Phones distract kids for all sorts of reasons and one of those reasons is their parents texting them constantly. Own it, guys.
33
50
4
542
12,111
Swanversations retweeted
Replying to @Beanie0597
For most students, the only “trauma” they ever experience is in school.... That's blatantly untrue, and you shouldn't be spreading misinformation for clicks.
1
1
6
125
Swanversations retweeted
Replying to @NoContextBrits
I painted this 🙋🏼‍♂️ my Instagram is @Brezaux_
47
78
2
4,512
150,778
Swanversations retweeted
Replying to @bananafitz
The Onion's finest moment was the issue that came out right after 9/11. It delivered the healing the country needed, and I am not being the slightest bit ironic.
24
5
166
130,793
Swanversations retweeted
Replying to @Ashlizzlle_
2
2
206
3,289
Swanversations retweeted
Prior to NFL legend Tim Tebow becoming a father, I had never really thought of fathers as humans. Thank you for humanizing fatherhood, NFL legend Tim Tebow.
Pro-life NFL legend Tim Tebow shares a video holding his baby girl while working—humanizing fatherhood. Get married. Have kids.
1,521
4,920
233
127,714
8,594,896
Swanversations retweeted
Only 179 more to go!
14
5
1
236
11,044
PLEASE STOP SHOWING SPIDER-MAN CARDS I just want one week with my silly little space ships. PLEASE.
72
88
14
1,837
119,804
The Teaching History Her Way Podcast is looking for students grades K-12! What do they love about social studies? What do they hope to learn? Send voice recordings with first name and age to CherylAnne at teachinghistoryherway.com !
5
8
343
Swanversations retweeted
"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?"
254
3,322
101
46,109
956,045
"Over 290 yards"? I'm not going to say fake news but are you sure? Let's take a look at far that opening tee shot ACTUALLY went 🧵
No pressure, just the first tee shot ever on your new golf course with the world press watching. President Trump drives it over 290 yards down the middle of the fairway.
605
106
75
3,203
4,185,662
Happy Gilmore 2 is like seeing that best friend from High School you haven’t seen in 30 years. You reminisce, you laugh, you talk about the good ole days and you laugh some more. Nothing can top those glory days but it’s great to see that friend again.
467
988
70
27,533
1,185,907
There are two types of people: 1. “Happy Gilmore 2 was awesome.” 2. “Happy Gilmore 2 was horrible.”
685
95
73
5,438
781,911
Alien - Aliens Terminator - T2 Godfather - Godfather Part 2 Happy Gilmore - Happy Gilmore 2
2
155
It’s hard to believe it’s been nearly 30 years since Happy Gilmore came out. Some things have changed over that time…. Gilmore has gained a few pounds and has lost his power. Some things haven’t… Shooter is still the 🐐 I hope you all enjoy Happy Gilmore 2
254
493
21
17,232
767,316
Swanversations retweeted
President George W. Bush and Ozzy Osbourne at the 2002 White House Correspondents Dinner
222
3,508
404
21,668
1,439,661