@swantail

Esoteric Shawty

Joined April 2023
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nat@swantailSep 25
If you know me irl I am so sorry
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Hm.
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There’s a handful of you that I would love to see dropped into a tank of ravenous piranhas
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“Did you call her fat?” “No, I was calling her a bitch” 😭
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molls@venusiiaaOct 19
Ok so perform
6ix@O_sinofmOct 19
Moaning during sex as a guy is performative asf
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The cold makes my joints hurt more, not unlike a senior German shepherd
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First person so decipher my shirt gets a kiss
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This tastes like Vape
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Naming my son Skip Intro
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Intergalactic. Planetary. Planetary. Intergalactic.
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Having a good job after only working shit jobs that don’t care about me is actually crazy. Lowkey forgot I deserve to be treated with respect in the workplace
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Hunting what we already killed
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Was anyone else terrified of the car wash as a kid
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First time back at the gym in a while and good god I feel so weak
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Had never even considered ppl were referring to ChatGPT when saying this. I really hope no one assumes that’s what I mean when I say it
mini 👑@mini4butchesOct 11
when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt
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Why does this have 75 likes
nat@swantailOct 8
Who lied and told me that you can go into the Costco food court without a membership. Just made a fool of myself
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Who lied and told me that you can go into the Costco food court without a membership. Just made a fool of myself
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All Portlanders are pansies. Your assumptions are correct
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But also so rude at the same time? My car had been broken into & someone took my outdoor blanket and hiking boots. Told my coworker and she said “well they can’t afford it and they need it more than you do” 🫠🫠 like yeah maybe but what an insane thing to say to someone!
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Incredibly sensitive and poorly socialized at the very least
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Girl at the dispo always makes my 3.5 more like a 3.65 and I luv her for it
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