Hard to Swallow

Forget about Musk-Zuckerberg in the Octagon, I wanna see Killian-Jamieson at the Triangle

Gen Z surgery note: Site was prepped in normal sterile but made it ✨fashion✨

Oh you like animals? Name as many as you can in one minute

Turns out “the vibes are off” is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 a reimbursable condition when billing 92524

The ✨most✨ problematic thing about Disney World’s Hall of Presidents popped up in my fb memories

Can anyone tell me if regular scrambled eggs on a supposedly puréed tray are also $8 a dozen?

Sinus rhythm is when you use head voice while beatboxing. Follow me for more high-yield content

The existence of a subglottic stenosis implies the existence of a domglottic stenosis

Did not appreciate this boring consult

SLPs be like “long story short” and then comment on expression, comprehension, motor speech, pragmatics, orientation, attention, memory, executive function, cranial nerves, voice, resonance and three phases of swallowing

Well, I think if they recover, I should get all the credit, and if they get pneumonia I should not be blamed at all, okay? But it’ll probably be just the opposite

Tonight, don’t forget to set your clock drawings back one hour

Me: Can you tell me the day and date today? Patient: I don’t remember Guy Fawkes: 😤😤😤

Register now for my new cognitive-communication therapy masterclass where we will be #DrinkingWineAndListeningToMidnights

In a note today I wrote “emergency derpertment” and now that’s what I’m writing from here on out.

How I see “ice cream is a thin liquid” people

The physical Therapist was supposed to come help me with transfers, but they stood me up

He’s a 10 but his ASPECTS is a 3

She’s a 10 but her MMSE is also a 10