stupid idiot enthusiast / uncontested owner of Norway. 🇳🇴🇺🇲

Austin, TX
Joined June 2013
starting a go fund me for the siege of Norway. their country looks aesthetically pleasing and I want it. send money.
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Cloudflare has deployed default web application firewall (WAF) protections for newly disclosed PHP vulnerabilities before public disclosure. The rules use request and response signals to stop exploit attempts and prevent exposed data from reaching attackers. cfl.re/488w8dc
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if you live in north Austin you’re wrong btw L north
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people who play moba games arent real btw psyop
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drunk driving is so back
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id like to thank ai for giving me better desktop lighting control software than govee would ever fucking care to provide
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we deserve to get nuked next. its ok. i get it.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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this game is gonna get so gay so fast lol
If you haven't already seen it in action. THIS is the @WARDOGS Thermal Spotting scope for recon level 32! and WOW, i dont think people are gonna like this one🤣 #wardogs (this guy is in smoke btw) youtube.com/shorts/SAhfIVimh…
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Americans say Flock CEO should find a bridge to fall head first from
Flock CEO says Americans need to find a “compromise” between privacy and safety
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i just love eating burger I can’t pick up without getting shit all over my hands and before you suggest it I will blow my shit smooth off before I eat a burger with a fork and knife.
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he has a lot to say
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shouting slurs at the pilots when they don't know what i mean by "land over there"
The FAA has hired over 2,000 gamers as air traffic controllers following its recruitment campaign Officials say they are a natural fit due to their quick decision-making and ability to handle pressure
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The over 2,000 air traffic controllers hired by the FAA were for FY2025, completed before the April 2026 gamer recruitment campaign. The campaign received over 12,000 applications but no hires from it have been announced. transportation.gov/briefing-room/… govexec.com/workforce/2026… faa.gov/newsroom/trump…
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do you think Smirnoff has it like written on a whiteboard somewhere that says “all varieties packs must contain ONE shit flavor”
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i think we gotta start cutting the sea cables
Games? Unlimited games? ...No games. 🇺🇸
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claude the nuggies arrived cold, complain to doordash and threaten to cancel your subscription until they refund
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have seen gay porn start like this
NEW - Hunter Biden and Nick Fuentes sit down for a joint interview with the Chanel 5 podcast — TMZ
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larptubing as pewdiepie but only the 2016 version
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he's going to pass radical Pizza laws in New York and force all the mom and pop shops give every customer 1 legal free bite
Barstool’s Dave Portnoy says he may run against Zohran Mamdani.
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haha you ate bee shit i didnt even know you could do that and you did it
A bee landed on my leg and left a tiny drop of liquid. I assumed it was honey, so I licked it… but it tasted awful. Hey @grok What exactly did the bee leave behind?
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Engagement farming, stolen content. Almost word for word x.com/ntaaribi/statu…
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Haven’t seen him unrelated what do you guys think of my new outdoor lamp
HAVE YOU SEEN GRACIE? A giraffe is on the loose in the Texas Hill Country, and her owners are asking for the public's help to bring her home: wfaa.com/article/life/animal…
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the illusion of cs2 premier
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