i like the potato the most. archaeologist, archivist and amateur librarian. โ€œi read the hobbit. in 1937. when it first came out.โ€ โ˜† @kaijuremedy

zack. 25. he/him
Joined January 2015
how the fuck is josh hutcherson old enough to play a father
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AND THE KID IS LIKE EIGHT YEARS OLD
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zachary ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Your name like a song I sing to myself, your name like a box where I keep my love, your name like a nest in the tree of love,
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when the nephew wants to watch a stromae video completely unprompted. i'm FINE
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okay so maybe it was because it's a video with nothing but the gigantic pac-man from pixels But
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With full and heavy hearts, we want to share with you all that Shatzi Weisberger, The People's Bubbie, 92-year-old antizionist Jew, lesbian, abolitionist, nurse, and lifelong organizer died last night. We love you so much, Shatzi. We'll keep fighting like hell in your honor. โค๏ธ
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it's 2022 and there's still no maypole emoji
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my bf's reply? ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒป
zachary ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
At least two people shot dead at a gay club in Oslo during the city's pride week. You can take all your "when's straight pride month" questions every year and shove it up your ass.
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okay but it's a crime that james baldwin was suggested for the noble prize without ever actually getting it
a woman at the library literally borrowed one of the computers to watch a youtube video of the verdict of depp vs heard
okay so yeah i might be a little in love with tymofii muzychuk. i should have seen this coming
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15 minutes into the first semi final of #Eurovision and the first song was basically an orgy and the second song starts with "Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy". This is the greatest event in the history of the world.
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my cat is very ambitious; she opens her mouth when she sees the toy sort of maybe coming her way rather than wait to catch it first
so my parents figured out you can ask google what a fart sounds like...
swedish culture is someone blasting abba and your entire friend group is just suddenly co-performung dancing queen