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Matt Schwartz
@surfllama
Bridging the gap between Euro and Hesh.
Santa Cruz, CA
Joined August 2008
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Matt Schwartz
@surfllama
10 Nov 2022
I am pretty sure of the latter. “It will come eventually, hopefully before you leave for college.” Has become my line (she’s 11).
Matt Schwartz
@surfllama
10 Nov 2022
Desk for my daughter ordered in late July, current ETA is… January-ish.
Matt Schwartz
@surfllama
28 Oct 2022
I have played this game, it’s terrible 0 out of 10.
Matt Schwartz
@surfllama
26 Oct 2022
I think the coffee has to be in a garden for max proletariat point.