good at everything

LOS ANGELES/PLANET EARTH
Joined March 2012
oh hey your uber is here to pick you up
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witnessed someone gettin road head in a @Waymo
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witnessed a drive-by shooting done out of a @Waymo
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selling all my personal data to the highest bidder
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in 2026 uber gonna give you the option to tip the CEO
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now im even more mad at the doctor that denied giving me the good drugs and instead prescribed me a high dose of tylenol!!!!! i NEEDED lean!!!!!!!
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while in battle: “cover me, im gonna take a nap”
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bitch mi casa, su casa!!!!!
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if the hotel pillow is good, then i might be plotting how to steal it.
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😭🕊️❤️
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soooo proud of you retweeted
let me ride the blimp @GoodyearBlimp – at East Los Angeles, CA
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no wonder they call it JFK airport, cause it makes you want to blow your brains out
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same 😇
I don’t make treats to people I’m a good person, I would never condone anyone threatening anyone or definitely participate in threatening anyone. I’m all about peace and love
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many people think a king size candy bar is far too much, but i think it should be even bigger.
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