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i would hate to be on the limbus company bus, if you took my ass back to the philippines and i had to face everything i would grab vergilius' leg and start sobbing for him to skip over me.
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just saw incomprehensible faps on the timeline, something i clearly knew was porn but genuinely could not figure out what was going on in it for the life of me
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Oh shit
Talk about poor timing— Sheldon's first pimple shows up on Thursday's #YoungSheldon season finale.
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🚨📷JUST IN
Zoran Mamdani announces that he will be going on maternity leave for the next six months, the person taking his roll will be none other than the indestructible christian baby.
thoughts?
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This nigga wasn’t even this emotional when he caught his hb of 10 years piping his girlfriend btw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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one day you’ll wake up at 10:00 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright
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Asked for a pad at work. Wasn’t aware people knew me as Professor BigPussy