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My Twitter app has updated and become an X, so I'm taking it as a signal to call it a day. It was great in the beginning, then it turned horrible, then a pie-faced weirdo bought it and it died. Thanks for all the laughs. I hope to see some of you elsewhere. Be kind. #byetwitter

@BrightonHoveBus Hiya. I know it's not your fault and it's nothing to do with you, but if there are no trains to/from Brighton on Pride Saturday, is there any chance of you running more buses? It's already carnage trying to get a bus home that day as it is.

@MatthewCottle7 I wanted you to know that anytime anyone says sausages, my partner and I still say 'avec le mash, dans son jus!' We say it ALL the time. What a legacy.

#Allstars8 is easily the worst season of US drag race. It's been horrific. Honestly, if you haven't watched any international versions, go and watch them and see how much better it is when RuPaul isn't there making it toxic and they aren't randomly shipping terrible queens.

I've been on Twitter for 15 years today. It was better 15 years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Kandy Muse wins the prize for the contestant who is the least talented and most unfathomably shipped by the judges on any season of Drag Race US. With Jimbo a close second. #allstars8

Also Jimbo's drag is essentially misogynistic (aren't women funny looking? look how stupid they look!) in a way that most drag is not, so he can get in the bin. #allstars8

Jimbo tap dancing was not remotely funny, it didn't even make me crack a smile. I hate it when they decide to ship a drag queen for no apparent reason. Justice for Jaymes and Alexis. #allstars8

@Plusnet Hello. Our broadband has briefly dropped 4 times today. It's normally really stable. Do you still have a page where I can check for local faults? I can't find one anywhere.

@AvantiWestCoast Hello. If I change an Advance ticket to an Off-Peak one (& pay the difference the website asks for) but then ultimately decide not to travel, does that mean the ticket becomes refundable? Off-Peak tickets are refundable, but it would originally have been Advance.

@BrightonHoveBus Hello there. If I buy a Duo NetworkSaver for a day, can I travel using it on my own to start with? And then travel as a couple later in the day? Is that allowed, or does it have to be two people using it the whole time? Thanks!

@BBCBreakfast Re Delilah A song about a man ruining his life by shooting another man, & a song about a man stabbing a woman to death in a fit of jealous pique are not equivalent. To say they are is either tone deaf to the history of misogynistic violence or just willfully obtuse.

Six year streak on #Duolingo!! 💃

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had a parcel actually get delivered by Evri? I FEEL LIKE I'VE WON THE LOTTERY.

My actual life right now 😭

Waking up and finding you're at the start of the pandemic again would be better than being on this tour. #TheApprentice

@SoEnergyUK Hello. What's your lead time on responding to complaints currently please? I've not had a bill in 5 months. I made a formal complaint 4 weeks ago and (apart from an acknowledgement) still not had a response to it.

Feeling smug #Duolingo365

@TwinklyLED Hello. I can't map my Twinkly gen 2 lights this year. It's always worked before. I start mapping on my phone, and it doesn't do anything - the lights don't enter mapping mode. I've tried resetting them completely. I'm not sure what to do - can you help??