if you can't handle me @ my worst, you dont deserve the unreasonable expectations i've placed on our friendship. she/her

deep web / oakland / nc
Joined January 2012
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THERAPIST: you've started calling objectively awful things "insanely good" to protect yourself from how awful the world is ME: lol that owns
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That's all I do That's all I've ever done
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personally i do NOT like it that the original charter of new york city states that the mayor must be "of limited intelligenfe and poccefing the sparke of madness"
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before you embark on a journey of revenge, first dig one grave. cause you’re gonna get that guy. I believe in you 🙂
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I simply won’t believe in aliens until Hank Green says they’re real
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it’s not his best work but it’s more accessible than Capital
MARX Top Quality Asses 8 Hour Best Of
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limewire: hotel california by the beastly boys 11 year old me [about to download yet another virus onto the family computer]: yep sounds good
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I'm a delight, with plenty of valuable contributions to every conversation.
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You can just buy tiny cowboy hats if you want. There’s no law against it.
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She instantly runs away if it touches her head, but the blanket was just enough protection to snap these.
Twitter sure is doing its thing. Just in case, I am on cohost even tho I have yet To Post. cohost.org/triangle
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I could NOT stop wondering how many minutes of key changing it would take to make Beyoncé *actually* sing at supersonic frequencies, so I made it happen youtu.be/YrwW7-_9G_8
Love On Top should be 8 minutes longer of Beyonce key changing higher and higher until eventually only dogs can enjoy it
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Assigned catholic at birth. Is this anything?
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Assigned Catholic at Baptism. There it is.
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I was looking for speaker stands and google was more than ready to help
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I've been listening to @mewithoutYou since I was 17 or so, and they're playing their last show in about an hour. Wild how important they've been to me over the years. Thank you for everything you've made and everyone you've affected over the last two decades. <3
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
This is from a 1979 presentation. We are v slow learners, it seems.
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This Goblinesque Vince Persona is one of the strangest performances put on Television, I love this freak.
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A home for lil crt and pi. Videos—mostly Smash TV’s back catalog—autoplay when it starts.
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Ty @SuperSmashTV, don’t think I would have a reason to do this without your work.
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