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Oklahoma
Joined November 2007
I was driving about 100mph on the George Bush Turnpike where that picture was taken, how did they get such a clear shot ? WHAT THE FUCK – at Oklahoma, USA
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This is something straight the fuck out of 1984 I'm never going to Dallas again
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prepared to flee the country again ! but my passport card hasn't made it in yet... weird – at Oklahoma, USA
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I sent in my passport book when I applied for a card 2 weeks ago and the state dept. sent me a renewed book with extra visa pages. wtf – at Oklahoma, USA
aren't tax collectors like the most universally hated group of people in human history? this could actually be a cool job – at Oklahoma, USA
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Someone backed into me ! the fuck !!
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I smoke half a pack a day tho so I can fuck right off – at Oklahoma City, OK
LDL Cholesterol 86 HDL Cholesterol 71 My arteries are as clean as a newborn's. Vegetarianism WORKS xitter.cf/american_heart/status/… – at Oklahoma City, OK
MY CAROTID ARTERIES HAVE THE SAME CALCIFICATION PERCENTAGE AS A 10 YEAR OLD KID. VEGETARIANISM WORKS GUYS – at Oklahoma City, OK
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Disappointed in y'all. Break up with MEAT AND DAIRY. Cholesterol is the real killer xitter.cf/american_heart/status/… – at Oklahoma City, OK
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The cholesterol in the f'n disgusting meat y'all eat is promoting heart attacks and strokes. Not your french fries xitter.cf/cspi/status/7379792484… – at Oklahoma City, OK
Shoutout to @US_FDA for bitching about salt but not GMO crops, high fructose corn syrup, and factory farmed chickens xitter.cf/cspi/status/7379792484… – at Oklahoma City, OK
Excess being a fatass also promotes heart attack and stroke (not mine tho) Stop eating shitty unhealthy food. xitter.cf/cspi/status/7379792484… – at Oklahoma City, OK
Why the fuck does the us Gov't think my salt consumption is their business? Im on a medical high sodium diet fuck u xitter.cf/gma/status/73798021030… – at Oklahoma City, OK
WATCH: @ABC EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Govt. sets new guidelines on sodium levels for your food: abcn.ws/282LwSX snpy.tv/22xtpR4
All my followers should pitch in $20 to @ConnerforAR 's US Senate campaign! Arkansas needs him!! – at Oklahoma City, OK
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I feel more at home when I'm in a hotel room than I do when I'm actually at home – at Oklahoma City, OK
state troopers have a tough job – at Oklahoma, USA
I just bought a state trooper lunch. I respect county sheriffs snd state police. not municipal tho – at Sallisaw, OK
Headed to Oklahoma City again ugh f this drive – at Oklahoma, USA