Received my own company-wide notice of mandatory retirement today. – at Winnetka, IL

The latest Viagra commercial presents just one woman, attractive, mid-30s, walking a hotel room, tossing a football. – at Winnetka, IL

What is it about Ann Coulter's daily behavior that allows it to be described as a "job"? – at Winnetka, IL

Some have heard of my difficulties entering Houston grade school in 1959. I missed this playground event by minutes: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe_El… – at Winnetka, IL

Ultimately, like it or not, we all engage in at least one big socialist investment: that given enough time and resources, capitalism works. – at Winnetka, IL

Wednesday is Fed Funds Day, when USA food, drink, & nightlife become more like Greece, and the beaches all become legally topless. – at Winnetka, IL

How many coin flips to properly determine: Watch the GOP debate tonight, or watch the Cubs vs Pittsburgh? – at Winnetka, IL

Found enough time to watch "The Big Lebowski" one more time. – at Winnetka, IL

So obviously, Alex brought down Jeff. – at Winnetka, IL

Now available: Urine test for "False Conservatives" $9.95. Franchises available at local gas stations / truck stops in assorted colors. – at Winnetka, IL

What are the benefits and detriments to ALPA's seemingly irrational policy stance: "There is no pilot shortage, only a pay shortage." – at Winnetka, IL

How widespread is it that judges and magistrates follow their own religious beliefs first, and the written law only when convenient? – at Winnetka, IL

"You can tell it's Mattel, it's swell!" youtu.be/aMqd5EQXD-g – at Winnetka, IL

Isn't it about time for another "Repeal Obamacare Party"? Free booze on the expense account and all. – at Winnetka, IL

Good point. The Cleveland Browns season opens Sept 13th, and the Ohio GOP will forget all about a mountain in Alaska. So will cable news. – at Winnetka, IL

How do I recognize whether something is truly "new and/or improved", or if it's just a politically correct replacement? – at Winnetka, IL

Yes! Another impeachment opportunity as Obama oversteps his authority with Congress and renames Mt. Whatchamacallit to Mt. Denali. – at Winnetka, IL

What I like most about Scott Walker's Canadian Wall proposal is how much of it would be out in the middle of the Great Lakes. – at Winnetka, IL

Like modern art...Why didn't I think of that?! Chris Christie: "Let's Track Immigrants Like FedEx Tracks Packages" talkingpointsmemo.com/livewi… – at Winnetka, IL