the anxiety is chronic, but this ass is iconic
Macomb, IL
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My mom said “you went to hillbilly university and have been an alcoholic ever since”
If this doesn’t sum up going to Western, idk what will
Just received the absolute worst treatment at @MarriottBonvoy in Orlando. Don’t book here.
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Eggs are $10 right now, Mr. President…no one is taking their kids to the bahamas in this economy
You shouldn’t have to pay an extra $50 to sit next to your child on the plane, pay a surprise “resort fee” for a hotel stay, pay $200 to terminate your cable plan, or pay huge service fees to buy concert tickets.
It’s time for Congress to pass the Junk Fee Prevention Act.
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First time in 6 years I haven’t gotten a birthday text from D. Cherish every moment you have with your loved ones. You never know what “last” it may be.
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Not many knew, but Dustin was seeing the kindest, most sweetest girl when he passed. He was on his way to her house that night. She checks on me almost weekly. He always wanted us to finally like someone he dated. Well D, we love her. We will take care of her.
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I think money for a new kate spade bag would solve all my mental health issues right now…Probably not but at least i’d have a new kate spade bag
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Me: I only asked for one hot dog
Mike: Well it was 1 for $1.99 or 2 for $3 so it felt financially smarter to do that
Mike: I also wanted to call you a double glizzy gobbler
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First of all, do you think the GOVERNMENT would show everyone a photo if space if it actually showed something? No. They just photoshopped some shit together and said “boom! multiple galaxies” and everyone said “oooh ahhh space”
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