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chapter 2026: taking it easy. 🤍

Joined June 2016
2026 is gonna be my year 🍀 more money more job opportunities better life and luck and happiness 🕯️ no more sadness !!!!!!
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Just gonna leave this here
do i condone it? no. do i undersand it? compare the pair.
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OMG THE INDO ONE HELP— 😭
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nicki minaj berkata dengan laju: "pepek pepek pepek kote kote pepek kote pepek bontot tetek kote kote pepek bontot kote tetek-" (oinka magaj penghisap kote trump pepek kote bontot tetek puki sangap sange biseksual tamak tak cukup satu reaksi video meme stan twitter malay dub)
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His wife, his spy and his mistress all look different. He was canceled for loving all women and having a big heart #WokeKingJensen
این مرد به معنای واقعی هیچ «تایپی» نداره.
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"...dan corak beralun ni, sekali lagi, nampak macam awak pergi dapatkan blowjob kat- blowout kat- salon awak... (ya ampun...) dan ia nampak cantik." toni brattin tak sengaja tersasul cakap blowjob dalam live qvc. (wanita pengacara tersasul sangap hisap reaksi video melayu dub)
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colonel pipsqueak retweeted
mi teléfono cuando voy a pagar y tengo a 20 personas esperando atrás mio
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udah hapal gue isinya: buku self help, buku anak2, buku agama/religius, buku classic yg pake cover baru jadi harganya mahal wkwkwk
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Always milking her trauma
Nadin Amizah celebrates Father’s Day: “selamat hari ayah! coba share KEDURHAKAAN ayahmu”
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post-canon Gojo survived but at cost of his sight #dadjo #jjk #gojo
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imagine taking a random mirror selfie and becoming the face of irritable bowel movement
this cheesy buldak & cheesy garlic bread i just made
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kalo ayah lo durhaka, ya lo aja yang post ajg. ngapain lo ngajak2 orang lain buat ikut ngerusak suasana hari ayah? biarkan hari ayah ttp jadi momen buat orang2 mengapresiasi dan memamerkan ayah kesayangan mereka, bukan malah dijadikan ajang pamer kebrengsekan ayah2 durhaka.
Nadin Amizah celebrates Father’s Day: “selamat hari ayah! coba share KEDURHAKAAN ayahmu”
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colonel pipsqueak retweeted
aku rekomen nanami kento. track record korporat jelas, paham rasanya diperas kapitalisme, dan anti lembur. kalo rapat kabinet molor gara2 pejabat sibuk bagi kue, nanami langsung cabut matiin mikrofon dan berbisik "kerja lembur itu tai, tapi korupsi uang rakyat lebih tai lagi."
Dicari: Wakil Presiden RI
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Orang-orang pada lupa ya se-bloon apa dia jadi wapres. Kok gampang banget ngasih dia panggung cuma untuk kasih makan bercandaan kalian.. people are dying, forests are burning, floods everywhere, poisonous foods, dan kalian malah cheering on the perpetrator
guys akun Fufufafa terpantau login WKWKWK, mulai dari nutellabear aja dulu king 🙌🏻
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resigning after getting caught stealing pussies ouch
Nvidia’s CEO Jensen Huang has resigned after it was revealed he was having two (known) affairs.
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The larp is larping
jujur sedih banget dapet ini. saha eta monyong 😭😭😭😭
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not really you’re just always gagging at skinny women wearing shitty clothes
eu acho graça que na verdade a grande maioria dos looks da alexandra são super básicos o que pega é que ela exala classe então tudo que ela veste parece elegante
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wok remotnya jangan dimainin wok
bunted lagi kenapa guys .. seperti nahan sakit 🥲🥲
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Yok bisa yok ikan, susu, tepung, gula, beras dll ikutan turun
yg kena pecat pegawe sppg yg menang rakyat
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Gw ke kandidat yg lanjut ke user interview as an HR: “Mas nanti tolong pelajari soal …..” “User sukanya yang kaya ….” “Pelajari juga aplikasi ……” “Waktu ngomong pede aja .…” “CV nya higlight di bagian ….” Dlm hati: PLS LOLOS PLS LOLOS😭
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