@sumdiz
 Salt Lake City, UT
Joined June 2009
  • Tweets1.3K
  • Following204
  • Followers241
274Media
LUNAAAAAA
Major League Soccer
@MLS4 Jul 2024
An absolute ROCKET from Diego Luna. 🚀 @realsaltlake take the lead just before the break!
748
Summer Jones retweeted
Satan
@s8n31 Dec 2022
another year closer to your death
818
9,244
1,054
51,328
2,560,975
I was today years old when I learned that elevation affects an engine’s horsepower…
1
1
A meal service where instead of sending me ingredients, THEY make the meal and serve it to me at their place of business. And booze.
287
654
57
15,864
My fatal flaw: I don’t wanna MAKE the plans, I just want an invite... even if I can’t go. But also be sure to invite me at the exact right time: Too far in advance - I can’t commit. Too spontaneously - I’ll be very late.
2
4
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
760
14,128
3,888
57,645
Slow clap. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Paul Mitchell@RepPaulMitchell14 Dec 2020
Today I am disaffiliating from the Republican Party. See my letter below:
1
Summer Jones retweeted
mayra@mayrapatinyo18 Mar 2020
A 5.7 earthquake just hit us. In elementary school, we were taught to get under a table during a earthquake. My dumbass was like... – at Utah, USA
42
1,293
89
5,681
When the person in front of me in the drive thru pays for my coffeeeee 😍✨😭💕☕️
8
The doorbell is the nipple of the house
1
1
Some random lady I don't know is relentlessly texting me to babysit her kids.
1
8
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning
819
183,206
6,268
250,796
My life is pretty much just constant FOMO.
1
I'm a stupid fucking piece of shit. And also a badass. And also a dreamer. And also a failure. And also so happy. And also exploding.
4
3
8
The radio is literally only Castle on a Hill. 🙄🙄🙄
2
Load more