i made a horror trailer cut of carol for you

HBO in 2025, four rebrands and millions of dollars later: Introducing… HBO

Twink death but for straight women who were allowed to look a little gay

I have enough micro-plastic and hard metals in my body to forge a Nespresso machine but yeah let me cut back on sugar

Not me hanging a shining star upon the highest bough

The scariest teen girl you’ve ever met to adult doula pipeline is one of the strongest threads in our societal fabric

Need to hear what each of them has to say about today

Beetles at the bottom of a well in Texas in 1987

My (40M) wife (24F) went hog wild on a rendition of zou bisou bisou at my birthday party and embarrassed me professionally. Am I the asshole for privately exacting my revenge by slowly chipping away at her self-worth over many years

Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human

Rinsing out my yogurt container to make it recycling optimal just for it to be driven directly to a landfill and then eventually dumped in the ocean

It’s so funny that for 20 years Shania Twain was like omg stoppp it’s not Brad Pitt when people asked about the inspiration behind “that don’t impress me much” where she name checks Brad Pitt and then one day was just like yeah it was Brad Pitt

Remember what they took from you

A lot of stand ups need to sit down in this chair

More jobs should have a walk-in freezer where you can go to scream when you’re feeling homicidal

Help why does it look like Montana is telling Idaho about 9/11

GLOW still canceled as Emily in Paris is renewed through season 4

hbo tethers

Need Cher to announce my death