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MAGA IQ! "THE LIE LEDGER — 2026. Tonight, Donald Trump is in Sioux City, Iowa — a state he won by 13 points — begging voters to save Republicans who are breaking with him in public. His own congresswoman, Ashley Hinson, is on stage in this race while calling for an 'immediate end' to his war. That's not a victory tour. That's a 32-STATE DAMAGE-CONTROL TOUR, in states he carried by double digits, because Marist has 42% of Iowans saying they're WORSE OFF than a year ago. Now count the product he's selling: The Washington Post documented 30,573 false or misleading claims in his first term alone. PolitiFact has now rated 1,161 of his statements — and 78% came back Mostly False, False, or Pants on Fire. Just October 1–2 — Denton, Durant, Mobile — fact-checkers went through 48 rally claims. Flatly FALSE: gas is cheaper than under Biden. Prices are 'coming down rapidly' — CNN's Daniel Dale ran the government's own CPI: groceries UP 3.4%, overall prices UP 4.8% since January 2025. FALSE: Democrats never voted for voter ID. FALSE: Iran's inflation is 'above 300%.' His '$21 TRILLION in investment'? The White House's OWN tracker says $11.2 trillion. He couldn't even stop at doubling it. His 2026 State of the Union: 63 claims checked — 22 false, 27 misleading. Fourteen true. FOURTEEN. And Elon Musk? DOGE claimed mountains of 'savings' — the GAO verified about 4% of what they claimed. He took YOUR Social Security data, tripled his defense contracts to $5.9 billion, and threatened to 'come for' Congress for asking questions. And when the lies about prices don't land, they reach for the oldest one in the book. Senator Tim Scott is out telling crowds that Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed's MOTHER was part of Osama bin Laden's funding apparatus. His mother was a nurse who once worked for a charity — she was never charged with anything. Mike Rogers said El-Sayed was 'bought off by Hamas, Hezbollah, al-Qaeda.' Tuberville called him a 'terrorist.' Trump mocks his name and brags he can call him whatever he wants 'because I'm the president.' That's the whole 2026 Republican message, folks: lie about your grocery bill, lie about the economy, and when the numbers humiliate them, smear a doctor's mother. They have no plan to make your life cheaper. The lie IS the plan. 12 days. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT."

"And remember: he didn't get dragged into this. He WALKED in, waving a $10 billion lawsuit like a weapon. The judge just handed him the other end of it — seven hours, on video, under oath, December 11. The plaintiff is about to become the witness. That's the tweet. That's the whole Trump story in one court date."

LMAO! The irony is deafening.

"BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP JUST GOT DRAGGED INTO HIS OWN TRAP. Trump sued the BBC for $10 BILLION — a shakedown lawsuit meant to bully the press over a documentary about his January 6 speech. Then came the part he never planned for: HIS turn to answer questions. Under oath. He canceled his October 16 deposition, hid behind 'presidential duties,' and offered to maybe show up in January. Yesterday a federal judge in Miami said NO. Judge Enjoliqué Lett ordered Trump to sit for a SEVEN-HOUR deposition, on VIDEO, by December 11 — and warned him that if he keeps stalling, she can throw his own $10 billion lawsuit in the trash. She said his document production 'strains credulity' — his team has handed over essentially NOTHING. And she cleared the BBC to subpoena his Mar-a-Lago membership records. Her words should be carved in marble: 'Engaging in discovery is burdensome, but is a burden we undertake — especially if we file a lawsuit.' That's the whole scam in one story. Trump loves lawsuits as a WEAPON — sue the press, sue his critics, sue anybody who reports the truth — right up until the moment the rules apply to HIM. Under oath means the one thing he can't survive: questions he doesn't control, with perjury attached. And understand what this really is: Trump and Musk's corruption is the biggest PONZI SCAM this world has ever seen — a two-man operation where the richest man on Earth bankrolls the president, the president hands him the government, and the American taxpayer funds both ends of the deal. They wrap it in a flag, but men who loved America wouldn't sell it off piece by piece and sue anyone who says so out loud. They don't hate the flag. They hate the country that comes with it — the courts, the press, the voters, the rules. America keeps getting in their way. December 11. Seven hours. On camera. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT."