@suddain

Bad dancer

 London
Joined March 2009
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not my best work.
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That was the weirdest, saddest, emptiest cultural spectacle I've ever seen, and I saw We Will Rock You. #CoronationDay
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"Firing the park safety team in my first week was necessary. POLL: Should I resign as CEO, like, right now and leave the island in my private helicopter for normal reasons?"
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They have the metric system and they're not on the brink of civil war?
Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman7 Jan 2023
I literally cannot name one thing that New Zealand does better than America
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Shocking twist: not one of these is actually a plot hole. screenrant.com/glass-onion-b…

10 Biggest Plot Holes In Glass Onion

This onion has many layers... and a few holes.

screenrant.com
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Controversial but accurate opinion: the spare week after xmas is more enjoyable than xmas itself.
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“… And an update from Nakatomi Plaza where criminal mastermind Hans Gruber is conducting a poll amongst ‘Hostage Blue’ subscribers: ‘Should I escape now, or blow the roof?’ …”
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I also want this photo to exist as an edgy dark comedy serial in the style of "Barry".
Soviet Visuals@sovietvisuals22 Dec 2022
Members of the KGB Alpha Group special forces posing for a photo. Late 1980s.
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I want this movie to exist.
Soviet Visuals@sovietvisuals22 Dec 2022
AI-generated scenes from the film Home Alone, reimagined as if it took place in the Soviet Union via r/midjourney
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A friend staggers back from Mastodon, wide eyed, blood trickling from one nostril. ‘Alright mate?’ Her: ‘Servers.’ ‘What’s that?’ ‘Federated servers. Nodes,’ raises her fist like she’s pulling a train horn, ‘… toot-toot.’
If you have to pay for it it's not democracy.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk6 Nov 2022
Widespread verification will democratize journalism & empower the voice of the people
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If I said I was starting a website for creatives where you get to generate all the content, but you have to let me mine your data for profit, and I also want you to pay $8 a month, you’d laugh in my fat stupid face.
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This site has a real 'there's a new head teacher and he's out of his depth' energy.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk3 Nov 2022
Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence
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Fair play to that lettuce tho, what resilience.
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doomsday prepper retweeted
michael mezz
@michaelmezz18 Oct 2022
listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest. she’s got a point, no?
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Why are they swimming? Have they not heard the Queen is DEAD?
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Britain has lost its mother-flipping MIND.
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Britain swung from "Putin can't arrest people for protesting his war" to "We will lock you up for holding a sign at one of our sadness parades" so fast I hurt my neck.
Darshna Soni@darshnasoni12 Sep 2022
NEW: The 22-year old woman who was arrested after holding up this anti-monarchy placard at St Giles' Cathedral has now been CHARGED “in connection with a breach of the peace", @PoliceScotland confirm. Will appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court at a later date.
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Morpheus: "Why are you humans so obsessed with objects?" Also Morpheus: "Now you must help me find my bone-helmet, my pimp-ruby and my bag of sand."
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